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Post: 10543251_1 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:14:15 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:14:15 +0000

Welcome to Mr. Kind-of-Wonderful's Thread of AMUSING JOKES!!!

Here is the thread where you, yes YOU!, can gain gold by posting your own amusing and hilarious jokes! Just follow these three simple rules:

1.) Tell a joke! Preferably amusing.

2.) End your post with a rating of 1 to 10 rofl 's

rofl = just barely funny. better to have told a funnier joke

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl = moderately funny. ribs have been tickled! guts have been busted!

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl = OMG! That's so AMUSING! You are a champion!

Rating the joke is as important as (some experts would say even MORE important than) telling the joke. The rating lets the audience know how funny your joke is, so they can laugh accordingly.

3.) Repeat Steps 1-2 until you can NO LONGER STAND THE FUN!

Ready to play along but still too mucgh of a MORON (lol!) to figure it out? Just use the following example as your guide on the journey of TELLING AMUSING JOKES!

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Why did the chicken stay in the middle of the road?

Because he'd been hit by a car!

- rofl rofl rofl rofl -

~*~

See how easy it is? Now get your funny cap on and get to joking!

AMUSING JOKES! HALL o' FAME

Entrance is determined at random by the moderator! Could you be the next AMUSING JOKES Hall o' Famer?

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Post: 10543251_2 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:10:27 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:10:27 +0000

What's long, brown and sticky?!

A stick!

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Post: 10543251_3 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:12:41 +0000
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lol nice mrgreen

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Post: 10543251_4 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:13:30 +0000
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Post: 10543251_5 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:14:16 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:14:16 +0000

domokun ~( Knock Knock! )

( Who's there? )~ ninja

domokun ~( The Interrupting Cow )

( The Interru-- )~ ninja

domokun ~( MOOOO! )

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Post: 10543251_6 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:15:11 +0000
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What did one carrot say to the other carrot?

Nothing, Carrots can't talk.

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Post: 10543251_7 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:15:55 +0000
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Corpse paint looks like crap, when it's dripping off your face.

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Post: 10543251_8 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:15:58 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:15:58 +0000

Eye See You

That's very clever, Eye See You, but you forgot to rate your joke!

I'd give this a rofl rofl rofl Guffaws all around!

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Post: 10543251_9 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:16:31 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:16:31 +0000

Why is a banana peel on a side walk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B Flat

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Post: 10543251_10 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:17:54 +0000
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rolleyes

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Post: 10543251_11 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:17:57 +0000
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Eye See You

That's very clever, Eye See You, but you forgot to rate your joke!

I'd give this a rofl rofl rofl Guffaws all around!

that person goes from thread to thread pasting that... it's annoying and lame

rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Post: 10543251_12 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:25:52 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:25:52 +0000

Congratulation TheBigCheesey! For posting the first joke to the Amusing Jokes thread correctly you have earned the first spot in the Amusing Jokes Hall O' Fame! (see first post!

Let's give him a big round of rofl folks!

Also, this thread now has an awesome banner! pirate

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Post: 10543251_13 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:27:57 +0000
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-Beep-

Fine grained Volcanic Ash is used in some toothpastes.

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Post: 10543251_14 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:29:54 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:29:54 +0000

What's black, white, purple and red all over?

A newspaper covered in grape jelly!

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Post: 10543251_15 created on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:40:24 +0000
Posted: Tue, 18 Oct 2005 10:40:24 +0000

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Your mom!

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