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What seems most likely to have infected Timmy and Labtech Gene?

Its a Mutation 0.21735395189003 21.7% [ 253 ]
They're Werewolves! 0.1426116838488 14.3% [ 166 ]
Cuegle 0.06786941580756 6.8% [ 79 ]
A Parasite 0.34278350515464 34.3% [ 399 ]
Poll whore! 0.22938144329897 22.9% [ 267 ]
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Welcome one, welcome all! Today we have a very special thread for you, and before we tell you whats so special about it, we need you to swear on your life that what you are about to hear and see will stay between you and me! This is a secret project and the amount of co-operation of the public will determine whether or not a dear member of Gaia will be safe from harm!

A very important and fun duo of our community is undoubtedly Dr. Singh and her little pal Timmy. They have for quite a while delivered us special items and speculations that a majority of the world of Gaia now looks forward to weekly! But if you have been paying attention, our pair have taken a turn for the worse. It seems as though young, naive Timmy has gone through some trauma, and is now a womanizing cool cat! But it doesn't stop there! He has already taken one victim, and converted them into a low down scoundrel like himself!

Since it seems to be too late to stop Timmy and Gene's changes, we must protect what we can! We must help prevent Timmy and his Daddy-o from turning our sweet, Dr. Singh into a barnburner! So whats the plan?

Well keep reading to find out!

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Discussion and Theories
There are many jobs to be done to complete the plan and keep Dr. Singh safe, and theorizing is just one of the biggest parts!

This section is strictly reserved for all theories cooked up by the brilliant minds that want to help keep Dr. Singh safe. And nothing can keep some one more safe than being a step or two ahead of the opponent, right?

To start things off...

Dr. Singh and Timmy; their progress in mutation.
Made by AncientOnyx
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Timmy's head x-ray (Click for full sized image!).

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Prom Manga (Click Image for full manga!)

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Dr. Singh's disguise.
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Posts made by Dr. Singh and Timmy (With summary!):
>>The beginning, Timmy and Dr. Singh explain the EIs and how the generations work!
>>Dr. Singh, fed up with Timmy's eccentric personality has bought a steel drum and hints at using it.
>>Dr. Singh hasn't put Timmy in the barrel just yet, but she outright threatens to.
>>Dr. Singh has had enough of Timmy and finally welds him into the barrel where he has but unknown fumes to breath!
>>Timmy is still in the barrel, and now he can't stop "YEEP"ing. He goes on to say how his chromosomes hurt, and how he believes that he is developing night vision.
>>Timmy is now out of the barrel! But alas he is still "YEEP"ing and now talks about how his eyes are swollen. Dr. Singh credits G-Corp sludge for the changes in his body, and for building character.
>>"YEEP"ing continues, but Timmy is feeling great! He has new eyes that even allows him to see through things!
>>Dr. Singh comments on how Timmy is looking scruffier than usual, and it turns out that he has been losing his hair lately! He also comments on how he can see through concrete and everything is "slow like". He still continues to "YEEP".
>>It appears that Timmy's head has swollen signifigantly, and he feels a burning sensation when he thinks.
>>Timmy is now have random bursts of violent behavior, but Dr. Singh assures him that it is normal. He's still "YEEP"ing.
>>Timmy's violent urges continue, this time hes becoming more graphic and talks about devouring the people around him. Dr. Singh decided to take an x-ray of his head while he was sleeping, and it turns out the continuous growth of his head is due to a head-horn that is beginning to develop. See above "Posts Made by Dr. Singh and Timmy" for the x-ray!
>>Timmy's urge to bite something becomes uncontrollable and he ends up biting Dr. Singh. By this time he is barely able to make out sentences with out growling or "YEEP"ing.
>>TImmy appologizes to Dr. Singh for the bite last week, and blames it on his newly surfaces horn, Dr. Singh assumes that this means that we won't be agressive any longer, but Timmy claims that he now feels even more agressive than before! They talk about how despite the fact that he hasn't slept in 72 hours he isn't tired at all! He then goes on to warn Dr. Singh to sleep with one eye open, he still have his uncontrollable urges to bite, and now he doesn't even know right from wrong all he sees people as are "big chunky blood milkshakes"! Timmy is still "YEEP"ing.
>>Timmy seems to have calmed down when he talks about biting, but he does find the New years costumes to make humans look very delicious. Timmy almost lets it slip that Dr. Singh has been taking him to grave yards so he can feast on corpses rather than living beings. Also seems that Timmy has really taken a liking to the Orindea, but he is still "YEEP"ing.
>>It is Valentines Day, and Timmy is being especially sweet! He even claims that his craving and violent outbreaks seem to be over, and that he is going to turn over a new leaf! He asks to kiss Dr. Singh on the hand, and when he allows it get bites down! Now Dr. Singh has to find a way to detach Timmy from her hand! Timmy still "YEEP"s.
>>Dr. Singh has yet been able to pry Timmy off of her hand, infact he seems to be devouring more of her arm! Timmy is not able to talk due to his mouth being full, but he does try and Dr. Singh does seem able to understand his mummbles! Though Timmy isn't able to "YEEP", Dr. Singh starts to!
>>Dr. Singh begins her report by commenting on how Timmy won't be able to speak this time since he still continues to devour her arm! But just before she finishes explaining, Timmy takes over! Apparently he has gained the ability to control Dr. Singh's mind, and she is powerless to stop him! Dr. Singh only "YEEP"s once.
>>Timmy continues to devour Dr. Singh's arm, and tries to take over her mind. Luckily for Dr. Singh she has a powerful mind and has been able to keep Timmy at bay, though he is still able to speak through her and even read her mind a little (She thinks of chopping him up with an axe at one point). "YEEP" still continues to be commonly used.
>>Timmy, still attached to Dr. Singh seems rather calm this week, but Dr. Singh seems to be making little to no effort into the report, using only basic language, and talking a lot like Timmy would. Near the end of the report it turns out that Timmy has managed to finally take over the doctors mind, though she can fight him off a bit.
>>Even though Timmy is still knawing on Dr. Singh's arm, he isn't controlling what she says this week. It appears that they have made an agreement that the good ole doctor is much better at the EI report, so when it comes to the science stuff Dr. Singh is in control, but on their leisure time Timmy gets control. He also plans to make them one organism! This is the first time since Timmy was stuck in the barrel that there was no "YEEP"ing!
>>Timmy is very close to finishing with Dr. Singh's arm, hes actually at her shoulder! And Dr. Singh, now more than ever, wants him off. They have a little fight, but decide to put their differences aside so they can do their job, but Timmy's plan to fuse completely with Dr. Singh hasn't changed.
>>Timmy is still attached, and more excited than ever, despite the lack of their signature "YEEP" the last two reports, it has returned, now louder than ever! This is also the first time Labtech Gene appears! Apparently Dr. Singh wrote him weeks ago describing her situation, and he has come to help. But for now they'll just be doing some tests.
>>Things go on as usual, and the Gene gives his prognosis. He figures that Timmy's DNA was altered by some sort of toxic waste, and even guesses that the waste was from G-Corp. Dr. Singh admits that she put Timmy in a barrel of the stuff, and Gene is appalled. He begins to insult her, and surprisingly Timmy stands up for the doctor and even goes as far as to call her his best friend. In the end Gene says he will try to separate them and reverse the effects of the mutation. As a side note, Timmy makes a comment about how even before the mutation he felt his aggressive and morbid impulses, hes just now acting on them.
>>Labtech Gene prepares for the surgery, as since Timmy and Dr. Singh are now unconscious Labtech Gene does this report. Luckily for him Dr. Singh was prepared and wrote down what he's supposed to say. He begins by reading the wrong note though, he actually reads out Dr. Singh's will! She leaves Timmy some scientific flash cards, and then begins to go on about how she will be leaving her secret love something precious when Labtech Gene realizes it was the wrong note! We don't get to find out who Dr. Singh loves! It ends with Gene saying good bye and that they'll be back next week.
>>Dr. Singh and Timmy are still in surgery so Gene does this report too. Apparently the surgery is going on longer than expect, and the doctor and her little sidekick are in the "loosely sorted pile" phase. Gene is interrupted during the report when the pile twitches, so he goes back to the surgery.
>>Dr. Singh and Timmy are out of surgery and doing great! They're healing all up, and Timmy is back to normal. But Labtech Gene has some bad news, it turns out that what made Timmy evil, Evil Timmy, as extracted without an issue... But it some how escaped and is now wandering around freely!
>>Things are going fine, and Labtech Gene will be returning to his usual work. There is a touching part where both Timmy and Dr. Singh apologize to each other. But Gene warns the duo about Evil Timmy, and when asked what it looks like he replies, "It pretty much looks exactly like what you'd picture evil looking like. But smaller."
>>First EI report after the Prom and Timmy is upset with Dr. Singh (Find link to the manga above "Posts by Dr. Singh and Timmy). Things are going good, and Gene is back at work. Timmy dislikes the Experiment and when asked why he admits hes still freaked out from the whole mad scientist, DNA splicing ordeal.
>>This report starts off with Timmy screaming, and Dr. Singh rushing to him. Its the middle of the night, and Timmy has his door locked, but apparently the Evil Timmy had gotten in his room when he was tucked away and is now running around! Timmy can't unlock the door because if he dared to step off of his bed it would probably bite him! A loud shatter is heard and apparently Evil Timmy jumped out of Timmy's window. Even though Evil Timmy is gone, Timmy still won't open up his door, apparently in the excitement and horror of it all, mixed with the six glasses of water Timmy drank before bed, Timmy had a little accident... All over their quilt, carpet and even wall paper! Timmy is now very spooked and Dr. Singh tries to calm him down by giving the EI report in the middle of the night! The report ends with Timmy not replying to Dr. Singh.
>>This report begins with Timmy being spooked out of his mind, and the first time in a long time Timmy begins his signature "YEEP" again! The report goes on, and Timmy is very quiet. It ends with Timmy being a negative nancy and ranting on about how the evil will devour everything.
>>Timmy continues with his spooked behavior, and at one point talks about a forest of bones. Despite Dr. Singh's attempts to cheer him up Timmy remains scared and at the end of the report goes to lie down, claiming the visions are too much.
>>After two weeks of an insane Timmy, Dr. Singh finally sent him to a therapist. Besides that there isn't too much, but when commenting on The Experiment she admits after the whole Timmy ordeal she has a soft spot for "grim scientific travesties".
>>This is an interesting week. It is the first week that we are introduced to Timmy's therapist, Dr. Schadenkind. When Dr. Singh goes on with her usual report the only thing that Timmy reacts to sanely is the Death Whisper. But after that he goes back to his "YEEP"s and talking about destruction. When Dr. Singh finally gets to Dr. Schadenkind, he tells her that Timmy, due to his expose to such evil for such a long time, has gone absolutely mad. Dr. Singh is shocked, and a humorous moment goes on when Dr. Singh calls our the therapists fake accent and he, with his real accent, spazzes out on Dr. Singh.
>>Another report with Timmy chattering about evil things, and Dr. Schadenkind is still around! The report goes on as normal, and when Dr. Singh and Dr, Schadenkind begin to talk, they continue their bickering from last week. This report ends with Dr. Schadenkind playing a little game of "Guess what it is that's terrifying Timmy".
>>This week the kind Dr. Schadenkind has fitted Timmy with a straitjacket. Timmy continues his jibberish as the report goes on and once it is over Dr. Singh asks Dr. Schadenkind what his final prognosis is. The therapists tells Dr. Singh that Timmy is a lunatic, and in about two weeks Timmy's head will implode! Dr. Singh asks Dr. Schadenkind if there is anything they can do and he gives her three options; A) Pull out the infected pieces of brain (Which is all in Timmy's case), B) Slap Timmy around a bit (Which has a low success rate) or C) Give Timmy a pill which will turn him into sand! Dr. Singh turns down all of Dr. Schadenkind's suggestions.
>>A big turn of events with this report, apparently Timmy has gone missing! And after some arguing (And a very perverted joke) Dr. Singh and Dr. Schadenkind go searching for him.
>>In an exciting turn of events both Timmy and Labtech Gene are back, but Dr. Schadenkind is missing (Possibly in jail). Turns out Timmy was in G-Corp, digging through the containment area where Gene had stored Evil Timmy before it escaped and that's where Gene found him. Timmy, having no idea why he was there went with Gene back to Dr. Singh, where he is now acting rather... Odd. This is the first time Timmy begins to act like a Cool Cat, constantly hitting on Dr. Singh. Timmy also suggests that Dr. Singh dresses friendlier next week. This is the first week Timmy sports his new beard.
>>A new week and Timmy is still acting weird... But now Gene is behaving in the same manor! One again Timmy is hitting on Dr. Singh like there's no tomorrow, and Gene joins in. Timmy suggests, again, that Dr. Singh dresses friendlier next week. A new item comes out, Gro-gain, and Dr. Singh mentions that an ingredient is classified by G-Corp, so she asks Gene about it and he doesn't answer. The report ends with Timmy answering his pager, and going off to close a deal. Now both Timmy and Gene have the same beard.
>>For this report Dr. Singh isn't even present for the report. So Timmy and Gene do. When Dr. Singh finally does appear she apologizes for being late, but he had an uncontrollable urge to change her clothes right before the EI report began. Timmy and Gene then go on to give her a hard time, Dr. Singh completely offended. Timmy then begins his "Smooth Jazz Count Down", urging Dr. Singh to say "Oooh, I can dig it!", Dr. Singh manages to fight off the urge till Timmy hits #1, and by then she can't help but blurt it out! The report ends with Dr. Singh shocked and confused.
>>Unlike all of Timmy and Dr. Singh's posts, this one isn't an EI report. It is actually an announcement, done with only Dr. Singh explaining how the EI report has been pushed back for the week. But that's not all, Dr. Singh also goes on to talk about her suspicions with T-bone (Timmy) and LG (Labtech Gene), and their odd behavior lately. She believes it has something to do with their new beards that they've been sporting. So in an attempt to blend in, and fool the two she bought a beard identical to theirs and will now be wearing it.
>>Second edition of the "Smooth Jazz Countdown!", and Dr. Singh's beard disguise seems to be working! Timmy on multiple occasions says it looks good. But it seems as though poor Dr. Singh needs some Jazz slang lessons because both T-bone (Timmy) and LG (Labtech Gene) are less than pleased with her broadcasting abilities. Luckily she still manages to trick them, and also sends a message out to all her fans telling them not to worry, shes working hard to get to the bottom of this whole fiasco.

Theories Thought Up By Users

A Singh Armpit Beard Theory.

Empty_Madness

Hey sorry if this has already been said, but this theory just popped out at me.
When Timmy was thrown into the barrel a parasite already living in his brain(after being dragged through the jungle with Dr.Singh who is to be surprised.) was mutated. The Parasite began its mutation in Timmy's head growing and eating off the nutrients in Timmy's brain causing Timmy' to go mad and attack Dr.Singh biting her arm. The parasite growing into self consciousness climbed into Dr.Singh and took control of her brain and Timmy's.

Gene had been fired from his job and once he heard of Dr.Singh and Timmy's case at once realized what was happening and headed over to capture the parasite and use the discovery to regain his job. After Gene had removed the parasite he put it into a small dog cage and put Dr.Singh and Timmy back together again. The parasite, now intelligent enough to escape the cage made a run for it.

Timmy after the whole situation had a mental breakdown due to the parasite that had been eating off of his brain the past couple of weeks while Dr.Singh who hadn't been exposed that long only had a slight head-ache.

Meanwhile the parasite continued to evolve into a furry beard looking creature and decided to take host on the already weak minded Timmy. From there the parasite split into two to take over Gene next. Noticing that most females do not have a beard the parasite geniusly placed his next offspring onto Dr.Singh armpit! Soon all will fall to the great parasite and have a large amount of facial or armpit hair! And when every gaian has been affected they will evolve once again to fully cover us all and then devour us all!

From there the zurg will notice one of them has a weird looking beard and has taken a sudden like to smooth jazz.
(Why does those infected like smooth jazz and such? Well the parasite does I mean who doesnt?)


A Different Music Genre to Destroy the Beard Theory.
filia890

*grin*
Raoow... Maybe they[Timmy, Gene and the Beard] got a weakness...*ipod appear with a pop sound*
-pop-Try some metal rock or classic.You know,something completely...rawr!...completely opposite from Jazz.


The Werewolf Theory.
Amigara
Werewolves, huh?

I took some time to look stuff up, and here's what I found that might fit:

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Werewolves, also known as lycanthropes or wolfmen, are mythological humans with the ability to shapeshift into wolves or wolf-like creatures, either purposely, being bitten by another werewolf or after being placed under a curse.


Singh implies that the beard might be a form of curse.

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In Greek mythology, the story of Lycaon provides one of the earliest examples of a werewolf legend. According to one version, Lycaon was transformed into a wolf as a result of eating human flesh; one of those who were present at periodical sacrifice on Mount Lycæon was said to suffer a similar fate.


The transformation didn't start until he'd bitten Singh.

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In the Latin work of prose, the Satyricon, written about 60 C.E. by Gaius Petronius Arbiter, one of the characters, Niceros, tells a story at a banquet about a friend who turned into a wolf (chs. 61-62). He describes the incident as follows, "When I looked for my friend I saw he'd stripped and piled his clothes by the roadside...He urinated in a circle round his clothes and then, just like that, turned into a wolf!...after he turned into a wolf he started howling and then ran off into the woods."


Timmy apparantly peed alot. Probably just a humoristic touch, but it might as well be relevant.

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After returning to their human forms, werewolves are usually documented as becoming weak, debilitated and undergoing painful nervous depression.


This pretty much describes Timmy's state of mind after the surgery.

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In medieval Europe, traditionally, there are three methods one can use to cure a victim of werewolfism; medicinally, surgically or by exorcism.


And as you know, they tried surgery.

Oh no! What if Timmy is a werewolf? What shall be done?

yup, still wikipedia
The simplest method was the act of the enchanter (operating either on oneself or on a victim), and another was the removal of the animal belt or skin.


This, I'll intepret as 'the beard'. That's right, if Timmy is indeed a werewolf, we need to get that beard off of him.


Good Timmy-Evil Timmy Color Theory.
emorexic-pimp
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS!
this could be the perfect proof that this isnt the real Timmy and instead, just a evil twin of some sort

important link to understanding this

if you go back through the reports, Timmy always spoke with his name in red, and just before he left, he was mumbling about "yolks of despair" and such

suddenly, Timmy goes missing for one week in this report

the new Timmy, suddenly shows up in the next report acting totally different...
not only that, but THE NEW TIMMY SPEAKS WITH HIS NAME IN YELLOW!

therefore, i theorize that this is indeed a Timmy clone and that the real Timmy is somewhere out there, yet to be found


Cuegle Theory
Amigara
Other possible (altough not particularly likely) mythological suspect

Here, I will not comment, but rather just mark the things I feel might fit into the problem we are dealing with, and let you discuss the likelihood of the following being being our culprit:

Cuegle

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A black skinned monster from Cantabria (northern Spain) that walks on two legs, has a big horn on his brow, and three arms* with no hands or fingers. His face is like that of a man with a long beard, but he has three eyes (one blue, one green and one red) and five rows of sharpened teeth. Usually, Cuegles eat all kinds of animals, but sometimes fully-grown monsters steal babies from their cradles and devour them without mercy. To avoid that, one must put oak or holly leaves inside the cradle. Any adult Cuegle will flee in horror when sensing that odour, as it reminds him of his childhood, when his mother would forcibly feed him with those two plants.


*when Timmy had devoured Singh's arm, they had three arms together.


Gro-Gain Theory
Psychic_Knight


After looking through some of the more recent reports, I've noticed something. Mainly, the Gro-Gain. If you read through the report where they introduce it, You'll Notice something peculiar about how Dr. Singh described it:

Dr. Singh

Second, we've got these bottles of Gro-gain, a discontinued medical tonic that promises to restore thinning hair with a volatile combination of herbal extracts, dangerous chemicals and a potent distillation of ape humors. It's also got some sort of secret ingredient that's been classified by G-Corp.


While questioning Gene about said secret ingredient, Gene mentioned he'd have to take her out (for fondue, Hardy har har). Even if it seemed like a awful pick-up line, something is fishy about what he said. At this point, the Gro-Gain looks harmless.

Now, look at the most recent report:

Dr. Singh

Actually, not quite... one of the strangest evolving items out there is undergoing its first evolution this week, and I have to say I'm a bit baffled as to what it might become. Gro-Gain seems to be a hair-growth chemical that never hit the mass market, but all my attempts to find information on it have turned up dead ends. There seems to be a G-Corp logo etched into the bottle under the label, but I can't find any history of--


Now it's obvious Gene is trying to hide something. Look:

Labtech Gene

Well, better give up, babe. If there's nothing to find, there's nothing to find. Might as well stop looking, right, T-Bone?


He's also not being nearly as discreet about it this time as well. The whole part on the Gro-Gain in the report hints that something might be amiss with the product. Why would G-Corp discontinue a hair-growth tonic? Why would something so harmless have so little information on it. Why would they need to hide this secret ingredient?

Also, take a look at one of the beards in the newest evolution:
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Now, Doesn't it look familiar to something we've seen before?:
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To sum up what I'm trying to explain, I believe the Gro-Gain is DIRECTLY connected to what's going on with Gene and Timmy, and both are trying to hide it. What would they be trying to hide about it? Most likely the secret ingredient. And what might that ingredient possibly be?

Possibly the thing ( "the evil thing" wink that has currently infected Timmy and Gene. Or, at the very least, parts, or some kind of chemicals from it. Since we have never seen this 'Evil Thing', we cannot tell if it is truly a living thing, or some mass of evil, jazz-loving muck.

I don't know if others have already come up with a similar theory, but I believe it should be written down. I hope this theory has proven useful, and closer to finding the truth. Hopefully this might help the Doctor in her search.




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The Plan
I'm sure if you're still reading this than you must be interested in helping protect Dr. Singh from Timmy, Gene and the beard! So myself and a few other people pledged to protect the good doctor have concocted a plan that we believe will no doubtlessly fool the duo at least for some time before we can put another plan in motion!

So if you are prepared to put your life on the line in order to help Dr. Singh and the rest of Gaia, then please continue reading below.

The plan is to make an army of Dr. Singh duplicates! We want to copy her latest look and use it ourselves in order to fool our opponents, so they can't tell who the real Dr.Singh is! If all goes well then it'll be like finding a needle in a hay stack for the misguided boy and his fellow scientist.

We would like it if anyone who wishes to impersonate the Doctor would use the hair, eyes, and skin but if you do want to help, but don't want to lose your hair then there is a way to at least help with hiding Dr. Singh. Please read below for details.

What does it take to be a Singh?

User ImageFrench Braid brown: 1,360g (Salon Durem)
User ImageWarm starter glam girl dress: 5g (H.R. Welsey)
User ImageBlack fishnet stockings: 2,000g (H.R. Welsey)
User ImageMissy ruby shoes: 655g (Gambino Outfitters)
User ImageLovely genie gold bangle bracelets: 240g (Barton Jewelers)
= 4,260g

Options for the beards...
User ImageEmperor's Beard: 7,000g-10,000g (Varies, Market Place)
User ImageJack's Beard: 10g-30g (Varies, Market Place)

Calculated totals based on the figures above...
With Jack's Beard: 4,270g- 4,290g
With Emperor's Beard: 11,260g- 14,260g

A few suggestions for those who don't want change their hair, eyes, or skin...

Skin:
Forgot to change your skin? Well there is a way that's affordable and will allow you to keep your salon-bought hair!
User ImageHuman D Potion (100g, Skin Tyte)

Eyes:
Dr. Singh has always had a pair of glasses on top of her head, though recently she has taken them off, there should be no reason for her to not keep them... And use them as long as they still make her look like a cool cat, right? So you can use any sorts of shades, a few suggestions would be...
User ImageCelebrity Sunglasses (Price varies, Market Place)
User Image21 Shades (Price varies, Market Place)
User ImageShades (1,725g, Durem Depot)
User ImageRomani Glasses (1,800g, Barton Jewelers)

Head:
Though Dr. Singh doesn't wear a hat, it is not uncommon for a lady in Timmy's genre to wear one. So a few suggestions would be...
User Image____ Beret (2,099g, Gambino Hat Rack)

Now keep in mind you do not have to use these suggestions, but it does help lend an air of authentication to the disguise if you hide hair and eyes that don't match Dr. Singh's.

All items, to my knowledge, are unisex, so even as a man you can do your part!



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It is easy to become a member, all you have to do is PM me (Doc Singh) that you'd like to join followed by what department and team you'd like to be involved in! The department and team descriptions are below!


Fighter department (Soldiers, Offensive)
The Fighter Department is for those who want to be in the front lines during assaults! Weapon training and defense is mandatory when entering this department. But don't worry, you will be trained properly.

Heavy Artillery- This team is committed to their love of large weapons. This team is without a doubt the most physically powerful team in Singh's Army.
Captain
1. Black Witch of Ra
Vice Captain
2. WTF Robo
Members
3. Rae the Ninja
4. -Exit Sign of Insanity- (Also a part of the Research team)
5. arissa dragondore
6. patcher2

Infantry- Some might call this team just simple foot soldiers, but they are more than that. This team fights at the front line, they are the face of the Army. This team specializes in a variety of weapons.
Captain
1. X_Judith_X
Vice Captain
2. YRWolfsCute
Members
3. JakeMCRmy
4. Tickvah of the water
5. Sustin
6. Der Fuhrer Hitler*(*)

Bomb Squad- This teams specials in one thing, explosives. They know everything there is to do with bombs and the like, and can blows almost anything up if given the materials.
Captain
1. Xavier Damien
Vice Captain
2. Knarpulous
Members
3. Shamgar the Mighty
4. Zen Mo (Also a part of the Research team)
5. Fashionable Cancer


Recruiting department (Gathers Followers)
The Recruiting Department is a vital department created for those who are charming enough to gather the people around them and convince them to join Singh's Army. People from this department may also join one other department to participate in.
Captain
1. Dr Jen and Tammy
Vice Captain
2. Chibi_Vega
Members
3. osakachan322(*)
4. TheMaternal_Nyx



Security department (Soldiers, Defensive)
The Security Department is best known for its skills in preventing public leaks about the Army's plans and for keeping anyone from infiltrating the structure! The people in this department are trained in weapons and defense!

Guard- The muscles of the Security Department, this team is dedicated to using force to keep people out of the base.
Captain
1. LovelyKitty90
Members
2. doctorjackal777
3. HellCavallo
4. 5. Renogoran
5. Agent Daisy
6. Dictator STD(*)

Agent- The brains of the Security Department, this team uses their wit and charm to keep our plans from the public's attention.
Captain
1. Xyrn of the Oath
Vice Captain
2. Patent Dragon
Members
3. Eizra
4. Exterminal
5. Cleocatra
6. shatora dragondore
7. Zantor7
8. goanime33


Stealth Department (Spies)
The Stealth Department is best known for... We can't tell. This is our most secretive department and the members of it like it that way. All we can tell you is if you join this department you will be trained to blend and disappear. Good eye site and hearing is a must.

Undercover (Aka fashion)- The Master of Disguise has nothing on this team, the people involved in this are able to transform themselves into anyone and properly portray them. This team is perfect for gathering information in a direct way.
Captain
1. birddog3
Vice Captain
2. Alfanzo
Members
3. Doc Singh (Army Founder)
4. Amigara (Also a part of the Research Team)
5. Do not Lick Rusty Knifes
6. Singhs Stand In Is Sexy
7. AnAmericanWerewolf
8. mdom
9. Timed Classic (Also a part of S.I.C)
10. Kagura_321
11. Docta Singh*(*)
12. TimmyWTF*(*)
13. Miltia(*)

Singh's Information Collection (S.I.C)- This team has the ability to become invisible, they can blend in with their surroundings like its nothing. They are best as gathering information in a more indirect way.
Captain
1. SlamuelBTP
Members
2. DitsyChick
3. Lady Singh
4. Sporky-zilla
5. Aekea will take 4th place
6. Humple
7. Timed Classic (Also a part of the Undercover team)


Theory Department (The brains behind the operation)
The Theory Department is known for their brains. They can take anything and turn it into a thousand possibilities and figure out which one is most likely! People in this department can think out side of the box and organize their thoughts to help the Army to be a step ahead of its opponents!

Research- This team will work day and night musing over every small detail to figure out whats going on.
Captain
1. Empty_Madness
Members
2. Teh Savior (Also a part of the Testing team)
3. emorexic-pimp
4. trina T
5. Lunarshinobi (Also a part of the Testing team)
6. Amigara (Also a part of the Undercover team)
7. tailedxbeast2
8. Zen Mo (Also a Part of the Bomb Squad)
9. -Exit Sign of Insanity- (Also a part of the Heavy Artillery team)
10. Cloudy_Past
11. The Amazing Arya (Also a part of the Testing team)

Testing- This team will take on theories from the Research team, and even their own and preform all of the tests to prove whether the theory is flat or not.
Captain
1. Turtle_Sloth
Vice Captain
2. Teh Savior (Also a part of the Research Team)
Members
3. AnonymousxChronicallyLost
4. icecheetah
5. Lunarshinobi (Also a part of the Research team)
6. filia890
7. Chainys McAwesome
8. Anna Singh
9. The Amazing Arya (Also a part of the Research team)

Total member count: 63

* = This person has yet to reply to the PM sent inquiring their Department choice.
(*) = This person has yet to reply to the PM sent inquiring their Team choice.

People of Honorable Mention
Exterminal- Donated three Emperor's Beards!
icecheetah- Donated one Emperor's Beard and 3,140g!
Amigara- Donated four Holly pins, sixteen Holly Hairpieces and four Holly Candles!



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Art and Edits
Official and fan-made art and edits will be placed here, please submit them in the thread. If I do no add them after 2 days then please PM me.

Art

Official- 3rd EI Report Banner & Timmy's Smooth Jazz Countdown
Official- 2nd EI Report Banner
Official- 1st EI Report Banner

Edits

What Dr. Singh really wanted to happen! by Doc Singh
Gene has been seen with a strange man on the beach making woohoo! by Aekea will take 4th place

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Contests
Please read below about all contests that we are hosting, and how to apply!

Need help dressing up?
Luckily we have had generous donators who have given us some items that is needed to become Dr. Singh! And since I know some of you might not be able to spend the gold to get some of the items they will be distributed to the Army members! Its easy to get one, but if you do receive one of the items all we ask if that you do participate in the Army as much as you can!
Please PM me if you are in need of one of the items that are currently in stock!

Emperor's Beards (Quantity: 1)
Holly Pin (Quantity: 4)
Holly Hairpiece (Quantity: 16)
Holly Candle (Quantity: 4)

Funds available: 3,140g

First Post on Page ???!
A classic thread contest! The rules are simple, I will give a certain prize to the first person on the selected page. There is only one catch, you must be a part of the army, or an active member to qualify. If you are neither than I will move on to the next post, and so on until someone who meets the requirements is found.
So here is how the first round will go!

Our goal:
Page 200!
The Prize:
10, 000g!

Please remember that we do not allow spamming, and bumping is only allowed in the case that we have fallen off of the first page in the forum!


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If you'd like to be an affiliate then please PM me directly.

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What if your a guy?
Ob3y
What if your a guy?

Men are able to wear the dress, or so the shop says. 3nodding

We can't expect perfection with everyone's avatars, but we'd like to get as close as we can, and have as many people participating as we can! Whether they're man or woman!

Buggy Survivor

15,300 Points
  • Beta Gaian 0
  • Friendly Flashback 100
  • Invisibility 100
so is this open?
Statement-
If a labtech like gene cannot undo meaty subterfuge then I can't say I am confident that a biology flash card toting meat doctor could really undo this "damage". If this is the case, what is the point of saving a useless meat by risking hundreds of others.

Shameless Sex Symbol

14,950 Points
  • Nerd 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Brandisher 100
o 3o
This sounds cool.
birddog3
so is this open?


Yes, the thread needs minor adjustments, but all posts are done now, I'll change the title now! biggrin

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