Cory Shallow
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Baasu is Haymitch
Cory Shallow
Baasu is Haymitch
Cory Shallow
Baasu is Haymitch
I couldn't help myself after reading two well done little 'poems' I said 'Ya ok let's do this!' lol
It would lighten the mood around these parts to encourage freestyle forum rap battles. xd
I say it started far longer than a few months ago,
when all our forums began to trickle and cycle real slow
People began dipping out here and there and the culture was fractured
Some people believed it was cause the user body had matured
At first they gave different reasons, at first they cared
They couldn't keep up with all the strange items and the mods were scared
to enforce the rules that kept us all happy
kept the discourse quality high and the prommies snappy
But it was around the time of summer two-thousand and seven
when Gaia began courting Myspace users with narcissistic heaven
You could come here be a brat and load up on pixellated bling
They came in waves following the intense ad campaign
The forums swelled with new users unacquainted with the standard
The quality slumped but at least the loyalists had their items mastered
For awhile the artists, mini shops and traders thrived
Despite the new kind of forums the site seemed alive
Based on the gold economy we continued our work
Then a decision was made by some thoughtless jerk
That Gaia gold itself wasn't a good enough thing
And then we became acquainted with all the trouble Gaia Cash would bring
hmm my husband likes those rap battles, ok I'll give it a go, don't laugh unless your suppose to cause well I am no rapping ho. me thinks I'll give it a go
While it is true Gaia spammed Gaians with ads for myspace
The new ads didn't mess with the site, It was still an Ace
The poor witted new Gaians it did bring in
had no hair on there chinny chin chin
They messed up the forums with there total fails
They brought one liners to rps, but they did not bring the flash sales
They could not think of anything outside sex
but it is not there fault for this mess
The root of all evil in this site is clear
It's the greedy owners of Gaia who are to blame here
(lol show him this see what he thinks, even if he doesn't care about this site or about how sometimes it stinks)
Man you're telling me, you think your roleplay threads hit bottom?
Things were just as bad in Extended Discussion!
Once the tsunami of teenagers and their hormones hit our shores
Every social issue derailed and became simplistic bores
Us veteran formal debaters had to shelve all our fallacies
Our accrued knowledge was worthless to their sea of social disease
One-liners in ED were once warnable offenses
designated to General Discussion not belonging in our presence
Now the place we regs used to love slithers at a sloth's pace
If that sloth had cerebral palsy and a neck brace
Most of us simply found each other and migrated
to other sites and networks where our thoughts were appreciated
he did belong here once, but it wasn't his thing. In a non rap or whatever we made way. I do agree that Gaians themselves have fallen in standers. But I think part of that is to do with the fact there kids who's worlds revolve around themselves still. Not all teens are like that, not saying a grown up can't be that way either. I am just saying when your young it hard to think outside your world.I have said Gaia 'sister site' for grown ups is about selling sex, but that I believe to only be half true. The other reason is because the loyal members have grown up. We got kids, jobs, and money problems.Making a site where we can talk to each other like grown ups with out kids trolling us, cyber-sexing, and just being pains in are butts might of been the reason Gaia wanted to make a sister site. One for grown-ups and one for kids. The problem is this site filled with so much adult content it's not really the best places for kids to be anymore. It is at that place where you wonder if maybe Gaia should be making a site for kids and just let this one be the grown up site, while fixing the greed would have to happen. It seems wiser to start over on the kid factor.
I know what you're saying and where you're coming from
We are all adults, lead adult lives and like to c**
But whatever site they're making, whatever they think of
There are already hundreds of sites that specialize in our love of all that smut
While they fracture our nostalgia and tamper it with greed
We adults progress in life and address our special need
They want to ditch everything here and leave us in our strife?
Then I must suggest to you my friend the pleasure called Fetlife.
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