For a long time, I was really frustrated with myself because it felt like I never had one thing I was particularly good at, let alone interested enough in to pursue. Eventually, I came to understand that I was way more of a dabbler than anything, and though "dabblers" are to a degree looked down on in certain communities, I feel like it best explains the sort of person I am.
The menacing bit changes a lot depending on my (here comes my favorite joke) whim, lol. So sometimes I'm a menacing dabbler. Sometimes I'm a sparkly one. Regardless, the dabbler bit sticks.