Talon-chan
Responsible, mature married adults don't have sex.
Responsible, mature people choose to never have sex, because sex is the most irresponsible immature thing one can do.
Responsible adults use birth control that magically never fails.
Mature people never have unintentional pregnacies because maturity negates the physical properties of condoms, birth control pills, etc.
*adds this to the list of things the abortion debate has taught me*
EDIT: The whole list:
Things I've learned debating abortion:
If I'm pregnant, I'm a slut.
If my birth control fails, it's because I'm a slut.
If I'm under or over a certain age, I'm a slut.
Sluts are bad.
If I get pregnant, I thought the sperm into my egg.
Condoms, patches, and pills are infallible simply by use. So is sterilization. But not gay sex, because it's evil.
One abortion will make my uterus explode, develop scar tissue my live collapse, and/or turn my ovaries into dead tissue. I will also fall into a giant pit of depression that I will never, ever climb out of, and it will taint everything I do.
There are thousands of women and teenagers out there who have sex and then have abortions so often it's like they're having coffee before work.
A woman decides on abortion as casually as she picks out ice cream flavors.
The doctor can shoot the baby coming down the canal, and it's still legal. Matter of fact, it's done quite regularly, since women love to waith nine months and then get abortions. It turns them on.
Pregnancy is a sensible and proper way to punish fertile women for having sexual desire and acting on it.
Responsibility means doing what other people want you to do to make them comfortable in life.
A person can awlays tell when they are fertile. Women visibly look like they're ovulating.
Selfishness can never, ever, be a good thing.
I can give a three month fetus up for adoption. And it's as easy as selling a rare My Little Pony on Ebay, regardless of race and health.
If I get raped, I either am slid a "Get out of Damnation Free" card or get told not to blame the baby.
Baby is a medical term. So is miscarriage, womb, c**k, hoo-hoo, doing it, and giggy.
Humans can think, breathe, write thesis papers, and s**t the second sperm hits egg, a la "Look who's Talking."
Anything that idoesn't have human DNA is worthless and can be slaughtered casually, but anything that has human DNA is holy and perfect and should never ever die. Except cancer, because it's obviously not made of human DNA.
God is right, and I am wrong. Specifically, the Christian fundamendalist or Catholic God.
I should probably wear a big red F on my shirt when I get pregnant because I am a dirty, dirty fornicator.
Married people should only have sex when they want children. This will not wreck a relationship at all. In fact, it will make htings wonderful.
Sex is never for any other reason than to have babies. Including gay sex (which is still evil evil evil) and mastuubation.
Marriage convenes on my every single resource I need to sucessfully raise a child to adulthood. So does age and good health.
The American medical system wil drop everything to care for you and confer free medical care on you the second you announce you are pregnant. Your job will promote you, and everyone will give you everything you will even need and help you out in the care of your child.
There is a very easy way to prove rape and no one ever thinks it's your fault, and so no one can ever lie about being raped. And it doesn't happen that often, so it's not a big deal and doesn't affect anything.
Other people are drastically affected by my getting or not getting an abortion. As a matter of fact, someone's going to be miserable and have their life destroyed because they won't have a best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, brother or sister, or McDonald's server thanks to my abortion.
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