God bless teh interwebs.
I don't know why people who don't know me well think I'm gay. I suppose it's because I'm a computer nerd with a nerdy voice who acts all intelligent and doesn't tell people who aren't his friends if he is gay or straight (which would fit some gay descriptions), or even responsive at all towards sexual matters (I'm not going to talk about girls near a teacher). I'm sure you've gotten the same comments towards you (let's all admit, you are a tomboy, but that's what girls should be, not those little daisy and sunshine people with Barbie dolls. Okay, well, you had Barbie dolls? Did you? If you did, that's coo.)
Cricket thinks I'm gay. Well, she's in a crash course for my life past three years, wait, maybe four.
I'm playing some Civilization IV now, and I'm going to take pictures of me giving France a new a**.
For teh glory of Mother Rosha! To the glory of Khrushev! Down with Napoleon Bonaparte of France and Italy, down with Kublai and Genghis Khan of Mongolia, down with Frederick III of Habsburg (old fart from 1400), down with Queen Alexandrina Victoria Gotha-Saxs of England (who was really a German; but became a English queen in the 19th century, fancy that), Down with Caesar Gaius Julius (Julius Caesar), first Roman Caesar, Down with Mansa Musa of Mali, which was once the most powerful country in Africa, and one of the most charitable! May our Left hand glide over them and make them disappear!
For the glory of Mother Russia!!!!!! Советских Социалистических Республик live forever under our reign of the glorious leader of Nikita under da KuKluxKlan! (Just kidding; but I am oddly fascinated by Russian culture!)