So when will you finish the main thread and open it up for posting/accepting applications?
I also noticed that you didn't include the fabric department...
I have a suggestion.
Fabric
In a well-defined section in the center of the store is eighteen acres of fabric racks. There's a handy map on the directory that shows which fabrics can be found where, which was helpful on the first three hours the store first opened its doors, but now it's completely meaningless, because no single bolt of fabric has been in the right place since. Once you make your selection out of the 893,861,043,602,771,343,998,454,221,659,231,749,115,666 fabrics available in the giant pile behind the fabric counter (and nowhere else), make your way to the back of the line in the children's craft kits and wait six to eight weeks for the 23 quilters ahead of you to get a quarter yard cut of every single fabric in the store twice by the only employee in this department, who hasn't had a break since 1135...
...B.C.
By the way, that number spelled out is: Eight hundred ninety three dodecillion, eight hundred sixty one undecillion, forty three decillion, six hundred two nonillion, seven hundred seventy one octillion, three hundred forty three septillion, nine hundred ninety eight sextillion, four hundred fifty four quintillion, two hundred twenty one quadrillion, six hundred fifty nine trillion, two hundred thirty one billion, seven hundred forty nine million, one hundred fifteen thoudand six hundred sixty six.