Sink is a spazzcake
I'm older than I act...please never take me seriously, I sure as hell don't haha.
I have a tendency to hate talking about myself because I usually have better things to do.
Whatever, it's quote time! I love quotes.
"I'm just waiting for the day Square will finally come out of the closet and just release an FF with hardcore gay sex between the effeminate leads."
"The creator of the qwerty keyboard must have had a fetish, I don't think it's a coincidence that you can type 'stewardess' with one hand."
"I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist"
"My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while."
"Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively."
"I flushed a bag of skittles down the toilet yesterday and watched a NASCAR race in 8 seconds flat."
"Mr Pibb. - He's like Dr. Pepper without the degree."
"It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees."
"Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno."
"I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting Lance Armstrong to sponsor their pens"
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."
"Ok so I know we haven't known each other
for long and I really shouldn't be asking you for
this..... but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's
just that I haven't had it for a long time I could
already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft
and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate,
but your help can be very grateful!!!
You must think I have a lot of nerve
asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it
sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this
has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not
being forward but.... can I have a piece of gum?"
I have a tendency to hate talking about myself because I usually have better things to do.
Whatever, it's quote time! I love quotes.
"I'm just waiting for the day Square will finally come out of the closet and just release an FF with hardcore gay sex between the effeminate leads."
"The creator of the qwerty keyboard must have had a fetish, I don't think it's a coincidence that you can type 'stewardess' with one hand."
"I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist"
"My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while."
"Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively."
"I flushed a bag of skittles down the toilet yesterday and watched a NASCAR race in 8 seconds flat."
"Mr Pibb. - He's like Dr. Pepper without the degree."
"It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees."
"Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno."
"I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting Lance Armstrong to sponsor their pens"
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."
"Ok so I know we haven't known each other
for long and I really shouldn't be asking you for
this..... but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's
just that I haven't had it for a long time I could
already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft
and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate,
but your help can be very grateful!!!
You must think I have a lot of nerve
asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it
sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this
has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not
being forward but.... can I have a piece of gum?"
Holy s**t. XD
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And thanks ^^
And why is your avi naked? o -o ;;
And I've been alright > .<;;
sick atm haha
You are amazing buddy I had no idea that it was your birthday.
I hope you have a great one.
^_______^
~Scooby.