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Sink is a spazzcake

I'm older than I act...please never take me seriously, I sure as hell don't haha.

I have a tendency to hate talking about myself because I usually have better things to do.

Whatever, it's quote time! I love quotes.

"I'm just waiting for the day Square will finally come out of the closet and just release an FF with hardcore gay sex between the effeminate leads."

"The creator of the qwerty keyboard must have had a fetish, I don't think it's a coincidence that you can type 'stewardess' with one hand."

"I'm not a common street hooker! I am a self employed roadside massage therapist"

"My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while."

"Work is punishment for failing to procrastinate effectively."

"I flushed a bag of skittles down the toilet yesterday and watched a NASCAR race in 8 seconds flat."

"Mr Pibb. - He's like Dr. Pepper without the degree."

"It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees."

"Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno."

"I wonder if uniball has ever thought of getting Lance Armstrong to sponsor their pens"

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock."

"Ok so I know we haven't known each other
for long and I really shouldn't be asking you for
this..... but I want it so bad don't get me wrong it's
just that I haven't had it for a long time I could
already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft
and wet. No one has to know about this, I'm desperate,
but your help can be very grateful!!!
You must think I have a lot of nerve
asking you for this but I can feel my tongue around it
sucking all the juice out until there no more left, this
has been on my mind all day long and I hope I'm not
being forward but.... can I have a piece of gum?"


Holy s**t. XD
<Nori123> You don't know jack s**t
<VioletSky> That's not true, I know him well
<Nori123> Haha
<VioletSky> I'm serious
<VioletSky> Jack is the son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, the deeply religious couple produced 6 children
<VioletSky> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.
<VioletSky> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
<VioletSky> She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
<VioletSky> Two other of the 6 children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
<VioletSky> The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.
<VioletSky> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
<VioletSky> So there.

 

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dollification Report | 09/11/2012 10:26 am
dollification
WHERE DID YOU GO?
Jayslost Report | 07/06/2011 9:27 pm
Jayslost
Oh thank you! I really appreciate the compliment. <3 If you'd like just PM me and we could RP sometime, and I do know what you mean, it's sometimes hard to write when people put up a two or three paragraph max for me. n.n" Plus I would die if I couldn't have pretty posts, haha. Anyway mind if I ask which Rp you came across me in?
TnTease Report | 07/06/2011 5:38 pm
TnTease
4laugh
SEXUAL_YAOI_RAINBOW V2 Report | 07/06/2011 3:16 pm
SEXUAL_YAOI_RAINBOW V2
thnx ^u^ hope your day is wonderful to heart
Shrell Deslor Report | 05/06/2011 3:32 pm
Shrell Deslor
Who is my straight up sexy partner in crime?
xX undefined life Xx Report | 02/23/2011 10:19 pm
xX undefined life Xx
nah I haven't gotten better, still sick :/ its weird. Going to go to the doctor to see if its anything really bad, though I don't think it is.
And thanks ^^
And why is your avi naked? o -o ;;
xX undefined life Xx Report | 02/20/2011 3:53 pm
xX undefined life Xx
Yep yep xD
And I've been alright > .<;;
sick atm haha
xX undefined life Xx Report | 02/20/2011 11:35 am
xX undefined life Xx
long time no see stranger ^^
ScoobyMoose Report | 07/14/2010 1:55 pm
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You are amazing buddy I had no idea that it was your birthday.
I hope you have a great one.
^_______^
~Scooby.
dollification Report | 07/14/2010 12:03 pm
dollification
hey Abel~! Happy birthday! I hope you have a great day!
 

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