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Good day, afternoon, morning, evening, night and/or any other greetings involving the current posistioning of the sun to you, whomever you are.

You can call me Pickle.

As this is my first, shall we say, communique with all of you lowers I shall keep it short and to the point.

I AM AWESOME.

The very limits of my awesomenicity have yet to be explored. Now you may at this point think that I am arrogant but I assure you that this is not the case.

Arrogance would be a flaw, which I do not have.

Thus I leave you with these words as I bravely gird my loins for battle amongst the vast forests of the Norweigian space facility named Horblestein against the Mighty Monkey Men of Nu: The llama must be turned upside down for maximum puntitude.