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Eh stated something like dis: "Hammers are the preferred murder weapon & has a higher amount of kills dan gunz." I'm not looking up hamma or knife "statistics", bruh. I already know why, so let's remove the gun requirements & see w0t happens.

See, if ya treated Assault by B&hamma & K-Nife the same way as ya do Assault by Gun, yu would have a similar situation of stupidity. Gunz r still something only the Privileged, Whiny Elite & Whiny Middle Class can obtain. Yu wanna get a gun? Please sign here, here, present ur ID card (dat should also b eradicated) & pay me $100+. Yu wanna do the illegal way; find some guy somewhere most don't know where, pay the illegal fee of $50+ extra and/or obtain crypto-s**t & find a Silk Road copy. Yu wanna hit someone with a B&hamma or a K-Nife? If ur house don't already have 3+ of each, go to Le ********' Dollar Store. No ID necessary, even if u have a history of assaulting peeps with either. Ya do it once, it gets confiscated, ya don't go on some stupid gubmint list, & ya can just go back & get another one.

If ya reduce the requirements, absolutely will it become the "preferred" weapon of choice overnight. This should make yu happy, cuz u know w0t dat means? Yu all hab some idiotic inquiry dat yu wanna reduce crime rates with a specific weapon. Let me spell dat out 4 u, cuz ur as blind as a piece of s**t:
1. The day I can get a gun in saran wrap hangin' from a shelf in some Indian store for $5 is the day gunz will be moar preferred than "those other 2".
2. Doing so should make ya happy, cuz now it is a fact dat assault by B&hamma & K-Nife will both go down. Assault by any other object will go down, because gunz will easily replace dat.
3. Why does it ********' matter? The crime r8 will be the same as it was b4.

It's like, currently (pullin' numbahz from my a**):
A-salt by hamma: 300
A-salt by nife: 250
A-salt by nuG: Fiddy

Under my command:
A-salt by hamma: Fiddy
A-salt by nife: Fiddy
A-salt by boomin' machine: 500

See? Droppin' the gun requirements will make it easier to kill with one, obsoleting the other methodz. Dis is objective fact; try not to autism all over the place, bruh.