Seriously, if you hate Egg Nog, you’re a filthy communist. Get out of my country. Only communists and dictators hate Egg Nog. Don’t believe me? Here’s an actual Facebook post by Fidel Castro:
I have no idea what he said exactly because I hardly ever pay attention in Spanish class, but I think he said something along the lines of Egg Nog being the “shittiest drink on the planet”, “communism rules”, and “death to America.” Wow, what an a*****e. ******** Cuba.
“OH BUT WAIT, I CAN’T HAVE EGG NOG BECAUSE I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!”
Oh yeah, well I’m intolerant of people who complain about their lactose intolerance. Seriously, grow a spine and deal with the bloating. Communists like you are making this nation even more pussified. ******** off. Egg Nog rules.
