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15 minutes in the mind of Suren-kun!
Suren-kun on whining:
Why the hell do they call it whining anyway? Everyone has related Whine to wine right? Does that mean that whenever people drink wine they start complaining like a little b***h? So they decided to call it whining? Though why the hell would they put an H after the W?
Couldn't they just call it wineing or wined? Who the hell said "You know what guys? Let's put an H here. It's going to seriously ******** with some kid. Just you watch."
Suren-kun on Fable 2:
So you get a dog in this game
And it follows you around and watches you get your a** kicked by mutant bugs.
Which is fine because it's a ******** awesome dog. It helps you find treasure and in return you pat your thighs and go "Awwww who's a good doggy?!" and you can spend countless hours playing fetch with it which for some reason pleases the ladies. They really love it when you throw that ball with your big masculine arms or something.
Which reminds me, no matter where I seem to go the villagers have this odd tendency to cluster around me whenever I try to get a free gift from a villager. It could be because I'm making myself look like an idiot and occasionally shitting myself when I do the fart emote and it just goes horribly wrong but still. I feel like I'm on some sort of display right next to a stone statue of Chuck Norris when I walk into town. So I've taken to setting everything on FIRE when I go into a town.
For some reason they all seem to cluster around me after two minutes though...
The dog is definitely the best part of this game because you basically get to go: "OOoooo look at the little doggy! Pet him lots and call him Chips! =D"
Suren-kun on Dead Space:
Yet another game of course. Where you go out to a spaceship that's in the middle of ******** nowhere (Sorry, orbiting a planet) as some guy named Isaac. Your with a team with two other people, one girl one guy. The guy seems to be suicidal while the girl seems to be a whiny b***h. And you? You say nothing... always. The girl mentions your wife being on board the ship? Not a word, don't even shake your damn head.
It's like the armor your in is EMPTY for all the emotion Isaac shows.
Of course he more then makes up for this by giving you the ability to bitchslap the monsters aboard the ship and curbstomp bodies.
Suren-kun on life:
It sucks. It sucks balls. Nothing will ever change that and your stupid to think it will change. The only thing that will ever change about life is the new way it ******** you on a daily basis.
Suren-kun on computers:
Pieces of s**t that let us communicate with the outside world and express opinions that no one else cares about.
Like what I'm doing right now.
Suren-kun on roleplaying:
It's been getting a lot more creepy lately what with people advertising rape rp's and putting pictures of little underaged girls with the RP description. Not too mention the people that blatantly post hentai as RPC's. IT's been getting annoying lately and what's even more annoying is that one mother ******** who comes up with a new username to suggest explicit sexual relations with a woman every damn day posting his little fetish wants in the forums and asking for hawt cyberz that he sadly probably gets.
With guys pretending to be girls.
Suren-kun on cybering:
Hey, what you do with middle-aged men or old women is your business not mine.
Suren-kun on the apocalypse:
Pray for a zombie apocalypse... we can survive that.
And it will be ******** awesome.
Suren-kun on vampires:
Bloodthirsty, ******** win, killing machines. Twilight ******** over this image so ******** it.
Suren-kun on Twilight:
HEY TWILIGHT FANS.
******** TWILIGHT.
>.>
Garth Nix ftw.
Suren the Hunter · Mon Nov 17, 2008 @ 01:23pm · 3 Comments |