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Rated M for Mature as in you must be ******** mature to read this journal entry. Which means I don't want to hear any BULLSHIT from your ******** idiot s**t-spewing mouths about this god damn journal entry about any ******** sexism or racism because I ******** WARNED YOU.
Video games are starting to get repetitive. I, as a gamer, have noticed this lack of good, decent original games in the market. So far the best we've got to boast of is the ******** series of games. "Final Fantasy 12, Halo 3, Condemned 2, Monster Hunter Freedom 2, Half-Life 2, Team Fortress 2, etc etc mother ******** ETC!"
It's not that god damn hard to come up with ******** original stories. I'll do it right now. "Large breasted sexually attractive women goes on a mission to destroy the god damn aliens in Universe A with ******** guns and nukes." SEE?! Here I'll come up with another one! "Sexually attractive nurse does work to save patients from va- tits tits bosoms bosoms boobs breasts god damn it."
******** yes I'd buy that game. As long as it's a third person shooter. If not then ******** it, I didn't pay sixty bucks for a god damn short glimpse of a hot girls a**. I want to be more distracted by her then the monsters that are shooting at her. I want to die ninety times in a level because I was standing still, moving the camera to get a glimpse at her hot body parts. But that's what Dead or Alive: Extreme Volleyball is for. Or Rumble Roses XX. Or some other game made to turn little boys on.
******** ******** c**t piss s**t mother ******** whore of a shitfaced drug dealer. So yeah, awesome.
Today, since two months ago we looked at Menarebetterthenwomen.com I thought we'd look at the opposite website. Feministing.com...... Yeah the website name just SCREAMS lesbian. Whether you think I'm sexist or not you can't deny it.
http://www.feministingcommunity.com/
"Hey v****a: Let's get physical!
physicalI'm all for Kegels, really. But do we really need a genital gym to keep our lady parts healthy?
[N]ow comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area. Phit -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques -- is to open this month on East 58th Street.
Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth.
So Dr. Romanzi developed her own concept of "pelvic fitness" for healthy women. She said that Phit (www.theperfectphit.com) will help women get "in shape from the inside out."
First of all, isn't that the new tagline for Metamucil? Also, as the article points out, isn't this just another way to make women feel like they have to be pro-active about making their vaginas "acceptable?" Whether it's through convincing women that they need "rejuvenation" surgeries or that they're unkempt without Brazilian waxes - I'm sick of pathologizing our poor vaginas. Give the poor girls a break!
But Dr. Romanzi says that her spa is all about health: "If you can vote and you have a v****a, you should do these...It's the dental floss of feminine fitness." Ew.
One question: Does this mean I need to get my v****a a sweatband?"
........ Wtf? Okay so one of the people that run this website take something made for women, by women, and think it's sexist to women? Also, I love how they use huge frigging words that no one will know. "Pathologizing" for example. Verb form of "Pathologize" look me in the god damn eye and tell me you understood what the hell that meant the moment you read it. Apparently these people are so scared of other people's opinions that they have to make themselves seem smart by using big words no one knows in the correct manner. This just makes them seem like douchebags really because who the ******** uses words no one else understands?! I mean come on!!!
But yes, feministing is about getting women equal rights everywhere, not just in the United States. I support this notion, really do. I think women should have every single right that a man does. But when women take this thing to a whole 'nother level and blame their problems and sexism it just gets annoying. Like when a woman doesn't get a job because a more, better qualified person applied for it, let's say a man who has been in his career field for many many years. Then the woman who is just getting started doesn't get the job, receives the news and goes off an angry rant at the person who was to be her employer it's just... What the hell? What are you going to say? "You just don't want me to work there because I'm a woman and you don't want women to further their career's and be successful!"
It's a no-brainer honestly. You pick the person with the more experience for the job rather then the person with less experience. If it costs a couple hundred extra dollars who cares? I mean he's providing a higher-quality of work then the new person would. Gender had nothing to do in the equation.
Umm pro-woman thing now. Stereotypes say that women are bad drives. Which isn't true. I know lot's of women who drive very well and have never gotten into an accident. In fact if I had to do a ratio between my dad and my ex-step-mother(Thank you lord for getting rid of her <3) then, sad to say, she's the better drive. My dad got into an accident once, my ex-step-mother never. That one time I was like nine and I was in the car and this car came out of friggin nowhere at about ninety MPH on a 30 MPH residential area and slammed into the door that was right next to me. Luckily the glass didn't shatter because we were in a truck and he was in a smaller car. My family was lucky enough to have not gotten hurt (Me with some stiffness though, makes me shoulder suddenly hurt from time to time) and he got a broken arm. No one died luckily and everyone was pretty much okay. So yeah, not all women are bad drivers.
GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH >D I like this song ^_^
So browsing through Feministing.com I can't help but feel that it is sexist towards men or anyone else that tries to make womens lives easier. Sorta like Menarebetterthenwomen.com. So if you thought my "Menarebetterthenwomen.com" segment in my last journal entry was sexist and "Feministing.com" segment wasn't then you may have just learned something about yourself. Maybe that sexism is a two-way road? Yeah. I went there bitches >D MWahahahaha
Escapist Magazine
Let's talk about the Escapist reviewer Zero punctuation.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation?page=1
Awesome funny-a** guy. British-born, Australian-now man who reviews games in a hyper-fast-talking way. You should watch his s**t.
Ummmm Sex Joke!
SEX JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
Shut the ******** up I can't come up with s**t on a damn you god damn mother ******** piece of flying s**t. Your such a ******** stupid piece of dogshit that you must have come from the ugliest b***h in the world after a night of eating nothing but mexican food all day long if you think I can! ******** YOU!
*Coughcough* I love you ^_^
Anyway, bai all. See you in a week or so
Suren the Hunter · Wed Jul 02, 2008 @ 11:04pm · 4 Comments |
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