based on a true story...it just happened
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Keep in mind I havent had coffe for like 1-2 months "OH MY ******** GOD" I yelled "WE HAVE COFFE...WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME WE HAD COFFE!!!" "I did tell you" my sister say from the computer, she is looking for a song that she has stuckin her haed. "YOU LIE!....ok where is the coffe maker?" I ask. "..."No resopne from her,LALALAND. I start looking in the cabnits....." WHAT THE HELL???!!?!!?!?? WHERE DID YOUR GUYS DUMB ASSES PUT THE COFFE MAKER?????" I start yelling. "I dont know." She makes the mistake of saying something. thenn starts rambling along about her song that shes trying to rember. Meanwhile i start looking through the cabnits agin I must have missed it....Dont look to deep just look at the obvious stuf........I start tearing through the cabinits taking stuff out. "AHHHHH WHERE THE HELL IS IT??!?!??!...OH SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY" I say as i find the glass part,which was in the cups and mugs cabnit (Dont ask me why I have no clue). .......... "NOOOOOO WHERE ID THE OTHER PART?????"I say ready to kill some one. "SHUT UP"She say tired of listing to me screaming stuff that barely forms word...Yes im that pissed.... " I KNOW WHAT IT IS" she says as my hope soar..Only to realzie she means the song....I Growl and go back to looking I sputter and try to say some thing then I start looking under the one thing htat the mircowave is on. My sister enters the room.
"Your looking in the laundry?" she asked confused.....The laundry is in fromt of the thing. "NO YOU DUMB a** IM LOOKING UNDER THIS THING" I say spring up to my feet...I realize she is still looking at me "Are you gona help?" "no..." "THEN GE TTHE HELL OUT".. As shes leaving "Did you look under the sink?" ".....no Why would it be there?" I ask as I open it....ITS IN THERE!!! "What the...WHY IT IS IN THERE WHAT MORON WOULD....HOW DID YOU KNOW?" I ask glaring at her..SHe hid it there didnt she??? "I didnt I know [insert other sisters name here]"She say lazily. "YESSSSSSSSSSS" I make a perfect cup of coffe....."want some I offer her" IM alot nicer when ive had coffe... "sure" she drinks some "WOW this is perfect you make a good cup o joe" "NO I make the best.." I correct her sharply. ninja RIP IS GAY ninja
Zing0619 · Sat May 17, 2008 @ 04:47am · 2 Comments |