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Hahah. xD
If you thought I was on crack before...well I just confirmed it. :]
We had creative writing in my English class.
My teacher said write whatever we want and as wild as we wanted it. 8D
This was my happy story. <3 xD
--The M&M--
Once upon a time there was an M&M named Mr.Schmoozles. Mr. Schmoozles was very sick with measles and AIDS. He also had infectious diseases the had been caused by ozone depleting substances. One day Mr.Schmoozles met a bath tub named Isaacc. Mr.Schmoozles told Isaacc that the world was going to end and that trains could fly. Isaacc told Mr.Schmoozles to find Bartleby the Eraser who would be hanging out around the Bermuda Triangle holding a magical pill full of sweet sugary goodness. So Mr.Schmoozles shaved his eyebrows and head to look like a monk then set out for the Bermuda Triangle carrying 6 pounds of whale fast , 3 poptarts, and a zipper for his journey. Oh yeah he took a car door in case he got hot too. Then he surfed on a calculator to the world's biggest mall to buy rocket ships so he could fly to Mars then pinpoint exactly where Bartleby was and fly to him. After about 3,000 years he finally got to Bartleby the Eraser. Bartleby was sitting on a piece of coffee cake eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Mr.Schmoozles fell in front of Bartleby and asked for some marshmallows so he could make a replica of the Eiffel Tower. Eventually Mr.Schmoozles finished his replica and then realized he was hungry. So Mr.Schmoozles waved farewell to Bartleby and began searching for some eggs around the white house. At that time there just happened to be a unicorn prancing around and he found Mr.Schmoozles. The unicorn told Mr.Schmoozles his name was Nigelll, spelled with three l's at the end. Mr.Schmoozles had a terrible phobia of unicorns so he ran away hiding under some turtle earlobes. And then they fell in love. But sadly the turlte got a brain tumor and died one minute later. Mr.Schmoozles was very sad and mourned for exactly 37.3333333...seconds. Then he saw a turkey trying to get to the bus to find his soup so he could eat his pasta nuggets with orance juice sprinkles peacefully. Mr.Schmoozles approached the turkey and offered his help. Then all of the sudden an Asian paperboy say Mr.Schmoozles and picked him up. The boy smiled and shoved Mr.Schmoozles into his mouth and continued throwing newspaper at old people.
--The End--
 Mandabandit · Thu Jul 05, 2007 @ 01:33am · 1 Comments |
