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[The Phantom Slasher]

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[General Kcuf Ffo]

THE KILLER! HE'S IN THE CLOSET! DO NOT GO IN THE CLOSET! gonk  

[Hunter Roge]

Excellent thinking Phantom

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dramallama BOOZOHOL!1!!1!!1!!1!!  

[The Phantom Slasher]

O_o I was hoping we could have some kind of dialog not just random shouting. *opens the closet*  

[rawrzz loudly]

~pops out of the closet with a knife~ Ello' Phantom!  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*picks up a bottle of sun tan lotion and smiles with a evil smirk*  

[rawrzz loudly]

phantom_slasher

*picks up a bottle of sun tan lotion and smiles with a evil smirk*

Smiles back "I have a feeling I should have stayed in the closet..." slowly backs into it shutting the door  

[The Phantom Slasher]

*puts the sun tan lotion down and eats a live bull*  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

"Phew, that was a close one. But our troubles are not over yet. THERE'S A BOMB ON THE YACHT! EVERYONE GET OFF THE YACHT!"

::Jumps off the yacht.::  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*Jumps onto the Yacht* I AM KING OF THE YACHT! *yacht goes boom* Crap....  

[Hunter Roge]

*watches burning yacht from jet ski*

HAH HAH JACK IS STOOPID blaugh  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*explosion makes him go flying like in the action movies and he lands on Hunter's Jet ski knocking him off* GRAND THEFT JET SKI B*TCH! *zooms off*  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

"It was a good yacht... it never meant any harm--- OH CRAP! THIS YACHT HAS A BOMB ON IT TOO!"

::Jumps off the yacht, almost getting caught in the explosion which takes out several innocent birds, though one of them was guilty of crapping on an NPC.::  

[King Pumpkin Jack]

*drives over to the General* Need a lift?  

[General Kcuf Ffo]

"Sure! Wait, oh crap! That burger I ate before also had a bomb in it!"

::He then exploded, respawning at the south pole, surrounded by penguins.::

"Oh crap, penguins! Look, we can resolve this peacefully..."

::He looked around at them, cautiously, ready to fight back.::