zOMC! A Comedy of Epic Portions - Stop the Phantom

Which character/creature would you like to see art of next?

Mikey	12.9%	[ 11 ]
John	8.2%	[ 7 ]
Fluffs (post which one)	41.2%	[ 35 ]
Father Garghoul	5.9%	[ 5 ]
Malevobear	16.5%	[ 14 ]
Other: Please post	15.3%	[ 13 ]
Total Votes:			[ 85 ]

[LabTech Kestin]

Aseres

Lux: "Shinju my love, take JK and Kestin and our innocent unborn child and get out of here. We will hold him off!"

But...this fic is set in 2015...

Longest. Pregnancy. Ever. xp

But yeah, if I couldn't physically fight, I'd probably get out of there. Still, I'd be hesitant, and there would be many regrets. sad

[Aseres]

LabTech Kestin

Aseres

Lux: "Shinju my love, take JK and Kestin and our innocent unborn child and get out of here. We will hold him off!"

But...this fic is set in 2015...

Longest. Pregnancy. Ever. xp

But yeah, if I couldn't physically fight, I'd probably get out of there. Still, I'd be hesitant, and there would be many regrets. sad

We all know Lux wants 11 children! This is probably child number 5!

[LabTech Kestin]

Aseres

LabTech Kestin

Aseres

Lux: "Shinju my love, take JK and Kestin and our innocent unborn child and get out of here. We will hold him off!"

But...this fic is set in 2015...

Longest. Pregnancy. Ever. xp

But yeah, if I couldn't physically fight, I'd probably get out of there. Still, I'd be hesitant, and there would be many regrets. sad

We all know Lux wants 11 children! This is probably child number 5!

*calculates* Only if the next one is triplets xd Then again, Shinju is a triplet, so it's actually kind of likely...

...I don't think I want to know the fate of the other four babies left at home in the real world... gonk The devs didn't really give anyone much time to settle their affairs, did they? "Hey, random neighbor I've talked to once or twice, can you take care of my four small children for an unknown amount of time while we go save the world or something? Thanks, bye! *runs off*"

Then again, the time limit didn't come into play until this last crew, so I guess they could have given some advance notice with the others.

[Aseres]

LabTech Kestin

Aseres

LabTech Kestin

Aseres

Lux: "Shinju my love, take JK and Kestin and our innocent unborn child and get out of here. We will hold him off!"

But...this fic is set in 2015...

Longest. Pregnancy. Ever. xp

But yeah, if I couldn't physically fight, I'd probably get out of there. Still, I'd be hesitant, and there would be many regrets. sad

We all know Lux wants 11 children! This is probably child number 5!

*calculates* Only if the next one is triplets xd Then again, Shinju is a triplet, so it's actually kind of likely...

...I don't think I want to know the fate of the other four babies left at home in the real world... gonk The devs didn't really give anyone much time to settle their affairs, did they? "Hey, random neighbor I've talked to once or twice, can you take care of my four small children for an unknown amount of time while we go save the world or something? Thanks, bye! *runs off*"

Then again, the time limit didn't come into play until this last crew, so I guess they could have given some advance notice with the others.

I wouldn't know how things work in the story, but if it were RL they clearly would've raised their children to take care of themselves! Rather than dropping them off at a neighbor, they would've dropped them off in the nearest forrest with nothing but a pocket knife, a rubber band and some chewing gum.

[LabTech Kestin]

Aseres

LabTech Kestin

Aseres

LabTech Kestin

Aseres

Lux: "Shinju my love, take JK and Kestin and our innocent unborn child and get out of here. We will hold him off!"

But...this fic is set in 2015...

Longest. Pregnancy. Ever. xp

But yeah, if I couldn't physically fight, I'd probably get out of there. Still, I'd be hesitant, and there would be many regrets. sad

We all know Lux wants 11 children! This is probably child number 5!

*calculates* Only if the next one is triplets xd Then again, Shinju is a triplet, so it's actually kind of likely...

...I don't think I want to know the fate of the other four babies left at home in the real world... gonk The devs didn't really give anyone much time to settle their affairs, did they? "Hey, random neighbor I've talked to once or twice, can you take care of my four small children for an unknown amount of time while we go save the world or something? Thanks, bye! *runs off*"

Then again, the time limit didn't come into play until this last crew, so I guess they could have given some advance notice with the others.

I wouldn't know how things work in the story, but if it were RL they clearly would've raised their children to take care of themselves! Rather than dropping them off at a neighbor, they would've dropped them off in the nearest forrest with nothing but a pocket knife, a rubber band and some chewing gum.

Ahaha. They would become an infamous band of ruthless, forest-dwelling infants led by a toddler. Five bucks says they'd somehow rig up an internet connection in the wilderness and troll the forums when they're not busy hunting, protecting their territory, or changing each other's diapers. ninja

[Berryfarmer]

Aseres

Berryfarmer

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Berryfarmer

Aseres

Berryfarmer

Never figured which dev it would be for that crew. I was personally thinking Kuzuan, Mavdoc, or JK, which would make the story a form of repentance for him. Which of those three would you guys get along with best?

I know all three, but as you know I've been friends with JK for years - from that point of view it'd make a lot of sense. We played other games together too (he's usually my healer whereas I'm the tank emotion_awesome ). But anyone would be fine really. From what I've experienced and heard all three of them were quite excellent players. Lawl@JK running like a chicken, he'd hate that xD (he's way too stubborn for that. He's not stupid enough to not pick his fights, but I don't think I've ever seen him bail on his party. ALTHOUGH. Come to think of it, I *CAN* remember the words "I'm not going to waste a brez on this!" coming out of his mouth, trolololol~ )

Now onto the question of evil. Would you prefer to be villainous in future appearances or be cleansed?

Oh I don't want some lame change-of-heart cheesy story arc (Unless it's so ridiculous that it's funny again, like some really stupid cheesy love-story). I'd either be an evil lacky to the evil Overlord, or (sooo much more me) just do my own evil thing, work with whoever's goals benefit me at the time. Your stupid little war about the end of the world and the fate of mankind is clearly not as important my extremely selfish own goals! emotion_donotwant

Got it, evil for the sake of getting a country to rule over as a reward... scratch country. I'm guessing a number of people would become evil if offered the ruling power of the Asian continent.

Why do you think I lived in China for a few years mang!

Didn't say you lived there. Only that you wanted to rule it. Ruling China and Japan and Korea razz

[Lux Fortuna]

Aseres

Lux/Liz/Josh: "IT'S TIME TO DUELL"

Bad guy: "hey, what are you doing with these cards? Wrong game people..."

[Shinju Hashimfo]

Aseres

LabTech Kestin

Aseres

Zealand_Aquarius

We need some awesomeness in this place right now!

Ohhai!

Also, I heard I'm mentioned in this chapter? Being all heroic and sticking around while half my crew bails? What is this! I'm evil and I know it dammit! Muahahahahahahahaha~

Hey now, I'm sure I had a very good reason for fleeing! I probably saw something shiny in the distance eek And at least I didn't get freakin' owned. Twice. Oh yeah, I went there.

While I certainly would run if this all happened right now, I do like to think I would have grown a backbone after eleven previous bosses. And I can be very irrational when it comes to my friends. razz I'm probably hiding out somewhere deeply haunted by the decision. And super pissed that some other crew killed them off just because they were "evil" and "had to be brought down" in order to "save the world". Psht. Of course it would be great to save the world, but I'm not entirely sure that the fate of my crew wouldn't come first in my mind. ninja I envision myself more as an antihero, really. Or even an antivillain if you want to take it in that direction. I'm quite flexible when it comes to other people's creative decisions. biggrin

It was probably something like.

JK: "Be still evil Villain! For I am a developer! I cannot let you roam, and I cannot let you be. Prepare for... JUSTICE!"

Bad guy: "So you think you can dance little boy? Your arrogance will be your death, muahahaha"
-snips with finger at JK, who flies across the room and ends up with major severe injuries, Kestin gets hit by random rocks and breaks her arm or something-

Kestin: "No! JK! and... ouch, wtf where did these rocks come from"

Lux: "grrr"

Shinju: "Noooo...!"

Liz: "You b*****d, he still needed that spine...!"

Bad guy: "The darkness is ready to receive you now! Prepare to die, your bodies shall make fine offerings to the eternal abyss of dark darkness! Muahahahahaha "

-Lux, Liz and Josh look at each other in silence, nod and step forward-

Lux: "Shinju my love, take JK and Kestin and our innocent unborn child and get out of here. We will hold him off!"

Shinju: "No! My love, my world, my universe!!!!! I could never leave you..!"

Lux: "Shut up and do what I say woman!"

Shinju: "k QQ"

Liz: "JK, You'll be alright, I will be back, I promise!"

JK: "uuuhhh"

Josh: "Kestin.... .... ... yeah, later bro (and tell my wife I forgot to marry her)"

Kestin: "l8r!"

Lux/Liz/Josh: "IT'S TIME TO DUELL"

Bad guy: "hey, what are you doing with these cards? Wrong game people..."

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

This should be changed to "Don't call me woman!!" -kisses cheek and runs off

[Shinju Hashimfo]

Berryfarmer

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

I wouldn't run away if Lux stayed..

[LabTech Kestin]

Shinju Fortuna

Berryfarmer

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

I wouldn't run away if Lux stayed..

I don't think any of us would have run away, but who ever heard of a six-headed dragon? xp I'm sure there was a good reason; we'll have to wait and see. 3nodding

[Shinju Hashimfo]

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

Berryfarmer

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

I wouldn't run away if Lux stayed..

I don't think any of us would have run away, but who ever heard of a six-headed dragon? xp I'm sure there was a good reason; we'll have to wait and see. 3nodding

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

Lol. I've heard of a 3-headed dog (in HP 8D) but not a 6-headed dragon. I just hope I don't end up killing it.

[LabTech Kestin]

Shinju Fortuna

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

Berryfarmer

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

I wouldn't run away if Lux stayed..

I don't think any of us would have run away, but who ever heard of a six-headed dragon? xp I'm sure there was a good reason; we'll have to wait and see. 3nodding

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

Lol. I've heard of a 3-headed dog (in HP 8D) but not a 6-headed dragon. I just hope I don't end up killing it.

Nope, already done sad But they're coming back, so it's all good! Well, except for the fact that they're staying evil and will probably be defeated again because otherwise there would be a loose end left untied. sad Liz, why'd you have to reject the light side?! I'm sure there's some way you guys could turn good without it being contrived!

[Aseres]

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

Berryfarmer

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

I wouldn't run away if Lux stayed..

I don't think any of us would have run away, but who ever heard of a six-headed dragon? xp I'm sure there was a good reason; we'll have to wait and see. 3nodding

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

Lol. I've heard of a 3-headed dog (in HP 8D) but not a 6-headed dragon. I just hope I don't end up killing it.

Nope, already done sad But they're coming back, so it's all good! Well, except for the fact that they're staying evil and will probably be defeated again because otherwise there would be a loose end left untied. sad Liz, why'd you have to reject the light side?! I'm sure there's some way you guys could turn good without it being contrived!

not sure what you're concerned over dear... it's highly unlikely that we'll lose regardless of whether we're good or evil wink

[Shinju Hashimfo]

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

Berryfarmer

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

I wouldn't run away if Lux stayed..

I don't think any of us would have run away, but who ever heard of a six-headed dragon? xp I'm sure there was a good reason; we'll have to wait and see. 3nodding

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

Lol. I've heard of a 3-headed dog (in HP 8D) but not a 6-headed dragon. I just hope I don't end up killing it.

Nope, already done sad But they're coming back, so it's all good! Well, except for the fact that they're staying evil and will probably be defeated again because otherwise there would be a loose end left untied. sad Liz, why'd you have to reject the light side?! I'm sure there's some way you guys could turn good without it being contrived!

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

Lol. Liz wouldn't be good if she had the choice to be.

[Aseres]

Shinju Fortuna

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

LabTech Kestin

Shinju Fortuna

Berryfarmer

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

I wouldn't run away if Lux stayed..

I don't think any of us would have run away, but who ever heard of a six-headed dragon? xp I'm sure there was a good reason; we'll have to wait and see. 3nodding

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

Lol. I've heard of a 3-headed dog (in HP 8D) but not a 6-headed dragon. I just hope I don't end up killing it.

Nope, already done sad But they're coming back, so it's all good! Well, except for the fact that they're staying evil and will probably be defeated again because otherwise there would be a loose end left untied. sad Liz, why'd you have to reject the light side?! I'm sure there's some way you guys could turn good without it being contrived!

gaia_angelleft gaia_crown gaia_nitemareright

Lol. Liz wouldn't be good if she had the choice to be.

Oh I'm plenty good, I just think stories without worthwhile bad guys suck dramallama