Flying Knight Wing
Oh man, tigers. There's a zoo in Australia that lets guests pet the tiger cubs and even hold them. And they take the adults through the zoo on walks in the early morning, and guests are allowed to approach one by one and pat the tiger's back.
Visiting that zoo is on my bucket list.
Sounds like it has a chance of making you actually kick the bucket. I'm sure it's fairly low chance, otherwise they wouldn't still be in business, but still... WILD ANIMALS! APPROACH WITH CAUTION!
mmm... If I had the chance, I would totally make with the cat petting on a big tiger too... I hope they are really tame though. I would invite Gaby, I would overcome my fear of Australia (Its where Crocodile Dundee lives!), and I would fly over there just to pet tigers. It's a sound plan... now all I need is fat stacks of cash to make it all work.
And maybe some sort of special suit. Not like a padded anti tiger suit, but like a really pimpin fancy suit. I need to be like some sort of flashy bond villain or ... or something. What would you wear on a tiger petting expedition?