You get the AAY's mail by mistake. What is it?

O, take me in your arms love

Keen doth the wind blow	23.3%	[ 190 ]
O, take me in your arms love	14.2%	[ 116 ]
For bitter is my deep woe	25.7%	[ 210 ]
My love is lost, my friend is false	15.6%	[ 127 ]
My love hath he stolen from me	21.2%	[ 173 ]
Total Votes:			[ 816 ]

[Emcentric Hart]

"You're delivery of explosives has been delayed slightly due to legal issues. Rest assured, we will find a way."

This could be a problem...

[Malediictus]

Emeralds of all shapes and sizes fall out of the bulging envelope.

[lea florens]

Desiccated meat and....body parts...of all sorts

[Johannes Cabal]

"Ah, it's the mail bomb of the month club... Oh scheisse."

[Synria Frahy]

Her copy of this month's Cosmo, and a small manila envelope with a blood pack in it.

A copy of Herr Gentleman's newsletter, a manila envelope labelled "perishable" reeking of rotten meat,
and a few letters with elegant feminine script written on them and ladies' names in the return address.

[Troll lulz]

It's one of those monthly fruit boxes..

[Runihura XIII]

Calcium and Vitamin D supplements!?

[Ankoko]

Some weird leather stuff. ALL SPIKED AND s**t.

RETURN TO SENDER

[Lazarus Project]

A set of ceramic cutlery, with little ribbons tied on.
...Too girly for me to consider keeping them.

[Suddenly A User]

It was a new decorative ancient weapon from some foreign country hoping to make peace.

[The_Armadilla]

Aw, it's a butterfly farm~

/Sneaks into pocket

[K i m z y]

A custom made Spanish fan from Spain.

[Johannes Cabal]

"It's a tank top coated in white glitter... which subsequently coated all of my mail in glitter."

[LeeRii]

A new copy of a book by the name of "The Catcher in the Rye".

I don't read.

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[Barefoot Necromancer]

"A sacrificial dagger that may or may not be cursed as well as a couple of objects I don't think I want to know what they are."