“Was about the closest I could get to breathable air in here since I ain’t got my own gas mask—now if you’ll be excusing me, I think I see a nice corner to lie down and die of smoke inhilation in with my name on it.”
"Officer Flynn managed to catch my pomeranian after Potato got too excited and pulled his leash from my hands. I would've been devastated if he hadn't been found, and so would my sister!"