Only post if... [Rule Update 9/20/15 READ]

What are you?!

A WGer	47.4%	[ 1043 ]
None of your effing business! D:<	21.4%	[ 472 ]
The sexiest poll whore EVAR!	31.2%	[ 686 ]
Total Votes:			[ 2201 ]

[Putzfimmel]

All three exclaim

Only post if...
1. You're fond of vintage manga
2. You can't stand the taste of coffee with cream
3. You've never seen the ocean

[Ver Heilen]

1 and 2

Only post if...
1. You need to eat to survive
2. Alone is painful than wound
3. Happy or Anger is everyday in life

[Weevil Bride]

1.

Only post if:
1. You know at least one programming language.
2. You've fallen asleep in a particularly embarrassing place to do so.
3. You're currently collecting something.

[Devouring Crayons]

2. I once fell asleep inside a set piece for a play I was in and didn't wake up until they started moving it onstage.

Only post if...
1. You get stage fright
2. Butterflies disgust you
3. You often have trouble opening jars.

[Seraphine Holodore]

((OOC: 2 and 3. 2 because I've fallen asleep in class, and I've lost track of the number of times it's happened; 3 for the fact that I collect quite a few types of things, including coins.
Neither of these applies to the Sera character, hence the OOC response.))
Swooshed.
((OOC: 1, even after all these years; and 3, even with the hot-water-opens-the-metal-lid technique.))

Only post if:
1. your impression of linguists is that they absolutely must be polyglots;
2. you prefer the pre-Samurai series of Power Rangers to Samurai and Megaforce;
3. you'd take Super Sentai over Power Rangers anytime.

[cajunsong]

I guess 1. I mean if a person spends their time studying languages, abviously they have a passion for it so I must assume that they would enjoy learning and mastering as many languages as they want.

Only post if:

1. You are addicted to movie Scores.
2. You have traveled in the last two weeks.
3. Enjoy a nice glass of southern iced tea on a hot day.

[Putzfimmel]

Three.


Only post if...
1. You're taking summer classes
2. You prefer to shop at local businesses
3. You've been to Los Angeles

[aramaa]

One and three (I only live like an hour away anyway).

Only post if:
1. You have never been out of country.
2. You wear a watch.
3. You like to read.

[Bepbobbibity]

Hah all three. But the outta the country thing'll change in a year...

Only post if...
1. You think ppl who practice Krav Maga are crazy
2. You don't know what Krav Maga is.
3. Waffle house is disgusting

[Jar Full of Painkillers]

2. I've never been to waffle house so I wouldn't know about 3. xD

Only post if...
1. It's past midnight for you
2. You bite your nails
3. You prefer dogs over cats

[xl Cyanide Candy lx]

Just number 3. But only big dogs too and none of the small yappy ones. XD

Only post if:
1. You have green pillowcases
2. You have eaten purple carrots
3. You have never eaten candy corn

[Jaydoggy]

#1. Green pillow case pride I guess.

Only post if:

1. You do not imbibe any form of caffeine.
2. You are currently doing a project for school or work while you browse Gaia.
3. You don't play an instrument.

[Kronprinz Snarkhaus]

..Two. LOL.
Fuqqingessays.

Only post if...
1) You have an OC.
2) Your closet consists of 50% or more black clothing.
3) You use the Gaia on the Go App.

[Grease Monkey Sam]

# 2

Only post if...
1) U R not in school at R work at this moment (LOL)
2) U like snow
3) U have ever watched TV

[Syunii]

Pretty sure 1. Had to reread it a few times.
And 3, of course.

Only post if you:
1. eat lettuce by itself.
2. are an English major.
3. are a fan of Snoop Dogg. emotion_awesome