If you were handcuffed to the AAY....

[Payonai]

"Alright, I trust that you're precise enough to slash the chain with your sword- and not cut either of our arms."

[THE Megamind]

"Ooh, is that food?" *snatches it from your hands and stuffs in mouth*

[Mathew Mii]

*searches my pockets* You know what they say: A good burglar always has some lock picks on him...

[Payonai]

I'd start complaining, most likely.
"He's the burger burglar- not me!
I steal pizza and cash. It's different!"

[patcher2girl]

Daddy!

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Well this is mildly unsettling." Rhea lets out a nervous chuckle, attempting to pick the handcuff as quickly as she could, before the one Patcher called 'Daddy' returned.

[kefkadragon]

Excuse me madam.
-breaks chain with butt of shotgun-
-tips hat to Rhea-
Pardon the inconvenience, but you need to lay low for a while.

[Lockstep]

Knight looked at the Ork for a moment before cautiously drawing his revolver and shooting the lock on his handcuff. Without a word, he fled off toward the dark.

[Aon the Almighty]

Say... Knight-kun... Wanna get us out of these? emotion_kirakira

[patcher2girl]

Can I have ice cream?

[Wheatley Pendleton]

"I know! I'll shoot the cuffs off! That way we don't need to find picks or anything!"

"Eh? The gun barrel's too big. Hmm. Do you happen to have... oh I don't know, maybe a funnel? Or a smaller gun? Which is just as powerful? I don't think so, right? Sure you don't have a funnel? That could help make the shot smaller, I think. It works that way. Probably."

[fuseman]

"Ah, I wouln't expect to be handcuffed to such a gorgeous ma-" neutral "..."

[Schizune Weaver]

She tugs on the handcuffs, attempting to free herself. No use. She knew how handcuffs were like.

Not that she was complaining. She believed the person she was handcuffed to was fine, thought with a little too much bling. No matter. He seemed friendly enough. The only problem was that Charlotte was trying to get a bit.

"... Do you happen to have any tools to pick the lock? My hand is full with holding down Charlotte."

[Johannes Cabal]

"Shut up. Shutupshutupshutup with your incessant nattering!" Cabal snarls, torn between trying to pick the handcuff lock or take out the man in green with his shovel.

The shovel option is looking better and better by the moment.

"Hold whatever that thing is down. If I can't unlock it, there's always the bone saw in my bag."

[patcher2girl]

/blink, blink
I'm not sure what you are.