Why vote for those mutant rabbits when you can vote for me?

[Crann Wandering anon]

Anon Caedere

Mistletoe Anon

Anon Caedere

Mistletoe Anon

The little Fae raises her hand, as if in class, "Umm, uuum! C-Can I do something too? Like umm..." she wasn't sure how these 'elections' worked, since Fae are people governed by sugared treats and the mommy system. "Umm can I be in charge of animal things, or hugs?" because that's totally something that is a job. Yep. "I-I think I'd be a great present dent!"

Do whatever you want. You can be in charge of the cats, I suppose.

"That is quite the appealing job!" she smiled, tail whirling about. "F-First order of business! Legalize cat n** for the masses!!" she laughed, already drunk on power.

((Giiiiirl, you'd be the best President evah! I'd totes vote for you~ ))

Isn't catnip already legal...?

She spins to face her, "Not in the Isle. We had a problem with it when the Fae of cat like nature stumbled upon it's magic. BUT NO MORE!!" she exclaimed, "Free catnip for everyone!" she tossed some up in the air.

[Mister Monster Guy]

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Although I disagree with your stance on cats, your enthusiasm for your work is unprecedented. You got my vote, Cae~

The Kitty Cat Captian in charge spins around to see Monster disrespecting the name of cats. "All creatures are lovely!" she exclaims, tail high. "I will make you sneeze!!" she giggled running at him.

((Monster baby!! *huggles*))

>3< Can't I have free speech-
...N-nononono! Stay awaaaay! *Runs backwards, then trips and falls* >A<

(Misty, dahling~ *huggles back*)

[Anon Caedere]

Pirate Royal

"To obtain, something of equal value must be lost... that is Alchemy's first Law of Equivalent Exchange."

You've got my vote. If only so I don't get stabbed again..

"In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth..."

Of course I won't stab you.

[Crann Wandering anon]

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Although I disagree with your stance on cats, your enthusiasm for your work is unprecedented. You got my vote, Cae~

The Kitty Cat Captian in charge spins around to see Monster disrespecting the name of cats. "All creatures are lovely!" she exclaims, tail high. "I will make you sneeze!!" she giggled running at him.

((Monster baby!! *huggles*))

>3< Can't I have free speech-
...N-nononono! Stay awaaaay! *Runs backwards, then trips and falls* >A<

(Misty, dahling~ *huggles back*)

"This is no longer a democracy, it is a Cattorship!!" she jumps on you and snuggles.

[Anon Caedere]

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Although I disagree with your stance on cats, your enthusiasm for your work is unprecedented. You got my vote, Cae~

The Kitty Cat Captian in charge spins around to see Monster disrespecting the name of cats. "All creatures are lovely!" she exclaims, tail high. "I will make you sneeze!!" she giggled running at him.

((Monster baby!! *huggles*))

>3< Can't I have free speech-
...N-nononono! Stay awaaaay! *Runs backwards, then trips and falls* >A<

(Misty, dahling~ *huggles back*)

"This is no longer a democracy, it is a Cattorship!!" she jumps on you and snuggles.

What have I started?

[Crann Wandering anon]

Anon Caedere

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Although I disagree with your stance on cats, your enthusiasm for your work is unprecedented. You got my vote, Cae~

The Kitty Cat Captian in charge spins around to see Monster disrespecting the name of cats. "All creatures are lovely!" she exclaims, tail high. "I will make you sneeze!!" she giggled running at him.

((Monster baby!! *huggles*))

>3< Can't I have free speech-
...N-nononono! Stay awaaaay! *Runs backwards, then trips and falls* >A<

(Misty, dahling~ *huggles back*)

"This is no longer a democracy, it is a Cattorship!!" she jumps on you and snuggles.

What have I started?

Turning to her after a much needed snuggle from Monster, "ZE REVOLUTION! I shall rule with an iron paw!"

[Anon Caedere]

Mistletoe Anon

Anon Caedere

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Although I disagree with your stance on cats, your enthusiasm for your work is unprecedented. You got my vote, Cae~

The Kitty Cat Captian in charge spins around to see Monster disrespecting the name of cats. "All creatures are lovely!" she exclaims, tail high. "I will make you sneeze!!" she giggled running at him.

((Monster baby!! *huggles*))

>3< Can't I have free speech-
...N-nononono! Stay awaaaay! *Runs backwards, then trips and falls* >A<

(Misty, dahling~ *huggles back*)

"This is no longer a democracy, it is a Cattorship!!" she jumps on you and snuggles.

What have I started?

Turning to her after a much needed snuggle from Monster, "ZE REVOLUTION! I shall rule with an iron paw!"

I am the one running for president. You are just an assistant.

[Mister Monster Guy]

Mistletoe Anon

"This is no longer a democracy, it is a Cattorship!!" she jumps on you and snuggles.

oAo Nooooo, get off me! *Squirms and sneezes*
I'd prefer Eggmanland over a cat dictatorship! >n<;;

[Crann Wandering anon]

Anon Caedere

Mistletoe Anon

Anon Caedere

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

>3< Can't I have free speech-
...N-nononono! Stay awaaaay! *Runs backwards, then trips and falls* >A<

(Misty, dahling~ *huggles back*)

"This is no longer a democracy, it is a Cattorship!!" she jumps on you and snuggles.

What have I started?

Turning to her after a much needed snuggle from Monster, "ZE REVOLUTION! I shall rule with an iron paw!"

I am the one running for president. You are just an assistant.

"W-Well I'm gonna run for President now too!" she huffed. "For lotsa reasons!"

[Crann Wandering anon]

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

"This is no longer a democracy, it is a Cattorship!!" she jumps on you and snuggles.

oAo Nooooo, get off me! *Squirms and sneezes*
I'd prefer Eggmanland over a cat dictatorship! >n<;;

"It's okay, I wont kill you, I'll just give you flowers~"

[Mister Monster Guy]

Mistletoe Anon

"It's okay, I wont kill you, I'll just give you flowers~"

*Is having a sneezing fit now* I-I don't trust politicians. >w> You'll probably give me flowers I'm allergic to...

[Crann Wandering anon]

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

"It's okay, I wont kill you, I'll just give you flowers~"

*Is having a sneezing fit now* I-I don't trust politicians. >w> You'll probably give me flowers I'm allergic to...

Now dressed to impress, she frowns, "I can give you Daisy's~ O-Or roses!"

[Mister Monster Guy]

Mistletoe Anon

Now dressed to impress, she frowns, "I can give you Daisy's~ O-Or roses!"

*Sniffles and checks his big list o' things he's allergic to* Those are fine. owo Is this what the humans call "government compensation?"

[Crann Wandering anon]

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

Now dressed to impress, she frowns, "I can give you Daisy's~ O-Or roses!"

*Sniffles and checks his big list o' things he's allergic to* Those are fine. owo Is this what the humans call "government compensation?"

She shrugs, "I don't know, I just like flowers alot."]

[Mister Monster Guy]

Mistletoe Anon

Mister Monster Guy

Mistletoe Anon

Now dressed to impress, she frowns, "I can give you Daisy's~ O-Or roses!"

*Sniffles and checks his big list o' things he's allergic to* Those are fine. owo Is this what the humans call "government compensation?"

She shrugs, "I don't know, I just like flowers alot."

ouo Well, flowers are nice. ...But I think I'm too congested right now to smell them. ;n;