Snarky references in other media

[Linnie Curtis]

The fact that people bag on twilight.... redface

[Suiseiten]

Sorry that it's so easy, sweetheart~

Between the parodies and the slights in pop culture, as well as the movies and the books, there's just so much material.

[Minerva de Sade]

Linnie Curtis

The fact that people bag on twilight.... redface

Yeah, we shouldn't be allowed to say anything negative at all! We should just be happy and love it and never point out that it promotes abuse and shitty gender roles and sexual restrictions for women!

Because that makes other people sad that not everyone thinks Twilight is amazing and perfect!

No. My chocolate. Go away.

[The Girly-Wolf]

Linnie Curtis

The fact that people bag on twilight.... redface

Well I mean...
How can you not. It's practically an unintentional comedy.

[TheQuietRiversRage]

The Girly-Wolf

Linnie Curtis

The fact that people bag on twilight.... redface

Well I mean...
How can you not. It's practically an unintentional comedy.

So, there's potential that if Nessie develops scales and shrieks by the cliffs that she could have been impregnated in New Moon, not by Edward, but a sea monster by Forks?

[The Girly-Wolf]

TheQuietRiversRage

The Girly-Wolf

Linnie Curtis

The fact that people bag on twilight.... redface

Well I mean...
How can you not. It's practically an unintentional comedy.

So, there's potential that if Nessie develops scales and shrieks by the cliffs that she could have been impregnated in New Moon, not by Edward, but a sea monster by Forks?

Totally. Bella did kind of black out when she went on her cliff diving adventure, who knows what
could've happened.

[TheQuietRiversRage]

The Girly-Wolf

TheQuietRiversRage

The Girly-Wolf

Linnie Curtis

The fact that people bag on twilight.... redface

Well I mean...
How can you not. It's practically an unintentional comedy.

So, there's potential that if Nessie develops scales and shrieks by the cliffs that she could have been impregnated in New Moon, not by Edward, but a sea monster by Forks?

Totally. Bella did kind of black out when she went on her cliff diving adventure, who knows what
could've happened.

Only the fish and perhaps if the mermaid story that hasn't happened (unless she did that as some sort of short), the merfolk would. XD

[Minerva de Sade]

TheQuietRiversRage

Only the fish and perhaps if the mermaid story that hasn't happened (unless she did that as some sort of short), the merfolk would. XD

Don't most fish procreate by the females laying eggs and the males just coming along and dumping their sperm all over it?

That would mean that a random merman just swam up and ejaculated all over Bella. :V

No. My chocolate. Go away.

[TheQuietRiversRage]

Minerva de Sade

TheQuietRiversRage

Only the fish and perhaps if the mermaid story that hasn't happened (unless she did that as some sort of short), the merfolk would. XD

Don't most fish procreate by the females laying eggs and the males just coming along and dumping their sperm all over it?

That would mean that a random merman just swam up and ejaculated all over Bella. :V

No. My chocolate. Go away.

Good point, but I mostly meant as a witness. The fish would have been a witness. The merfolk would likely watch or something. Then again, there was that illusion of Edward in her unconsciousness. While I know this isn't the case, it sounded like a fun idea to play with as a tie into a sea monster as Nessie's father. Mostly inspired by Leah's link that had Bella blowing up at the nickname Jacob gave her.

[Minerva de Sade]

TheQuietRiversRage

Good point, but I mostly meant as a witness. The fish would have been a witness. The merfolk would likely watch or something. Then again, there was that illusion of Edward in her unconsciousness. While I know this isn't the case, it sounded like a fun idea to play with as a tie into a sea monster as Nessie's father. Mostly inspired by Leah's link that had Bella blowing up at the nickname Jacob gave her.

In Meyer's twisted world, I do not doubt that there is a merman that looks like Edward Cullen. I just can't doubt that, as disturbing as it sounds.

No. My chocolate. Go away.

[Suiseiten]

Minerva de Sade

TheQuietRiversRage

Good point, but I mostly meant as a witness. The fish would have been a witness. The merfolk would likely watch or something. Then again, there was that illusion of Edward in her unconsciousness. While I know this isn't the case, it sounded like a fun idea to play with as a tie into a sea monster as Nessie's father. Mostly inspired by Leah's link that had Bella blowing up at the nickname Jacob gave her.

In Meyer's twisted world, I do not doubt that there is a merman that looks like Edward Cullen. I just can't doubt that, as disturbing as it sounds.

No. My chocolate. Go away.

Honestly, with how she fawns over him, I wouldn't be surprised either. Edward is the vision of her sex god, after all. There I go again, using words that should not be used in the same sentence as Edward when talking about Twilight. sweatdrop

[Suiseiten]

So, another example of a snark reference:
There's an Oscar Meyer commercial where a father screams in a pillow while watching a Twilight-esque flick ("But I don't care if you're a vampire..." heard before he screams into it).

[Alexander J Luthor]

OtakuJeannie

Sulina

Sooo... as the hype dies down, there are a number of other forms of media that take a snarky stab at Twilight. Share your favourites here.

Supernatural

Dean: Eat it Twilight! *stakes a vampire in the heart*

You forgot the episode in season 6, Live Free or Twi-hard. Glad they didn't make any comparisons to Twilight durring Benny the Vampire's arc.

Actually... Remember the guy who was the head of Benny's coven who had him killed the first time?


This suave mother ******** who thought every one of his actions was ordained?

Look at that sweater vest and ask who it's supposed to remind you of. Look at it.

[Alexander J Luthor]

Suiseiten

So, another example of a snark reference:
There's an Oscar Meyer commercial where a father screams in a pillow while watching a Twilight-esque flick ("But I don't care if you're a vampire..." heard before he screams into it).

I saw that one, and it took me a second to realize what happened.

[nitznitz]

-Well, for starters the MLP protagonist's name is potentially a crack on the series.
-The Ungroundable from South Park is basically when the popular kids watched Twilight. It follows the struggle of the Goths to distinguish themselves and Butters who believes himself to be a more traditional vampire.
-Also proof that Annie(who plays Anakin Skywalker as her D&D char) is a girl. Not really popular media but it sticked out.