I HAVE to share these Naughty Poems with you!!!
But first this:
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... biggrin
Ok read the english meanings and then OUTLOUD say the chinese words...
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man................................ Dum f**
5) Small horse.................. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.................... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
cool I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here........................... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu
15)Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah
If u understood how to do this, repost it and share the laugh.
For the losers who didnt get it..... you're dumb
Ok, here are the poems:
POEM .. 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your a**
POEM .. 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother ******** to put me down
POEM .. 3
Kissing is a habit
******** is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a b*****d
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
POEM .. 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM .. 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
******** a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM .. 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
POEM .. 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his d**k, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we ********
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the s**t I'd be in.
POEM .. 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
POEM .. 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of s**t!
POEM .. 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM .. 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
POEM .. 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
******** me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Poem ..13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak d**k...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!
Poem ..14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*
Poem ..15 Saxon added this one
Sex is good sex is fine
doggy styler or 69
juss for fun or gettin paid
cuz ever1 loves gettin laid
Poem 16....... Ghost (Brandon) added 16-18
bacon is bacon eggs is eegs
dont let them boys between your legs
girls say its good
boys say its fine
9 months later they say it aint mine
Poem 17
d**k is like school, when it gets hard
.........******** it
poem 18
2,4,6,8 im feelin horney just cant wait
1,5,7,9 move your body next to mine
a,b,c,d touch your body on top of me
u,v,w,x text me when you want some sex
Poem 19
Roses are red,
Watches are gold;
b***h GET ON UR KNEES & DO AS UR TOLD!!!
Poem 20
Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana
Jack got high, pulled down his fly and said jill you know you wanna.
Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and had a little fun,
but stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Poem 21
Roses are red,
Violets get black,
I like you best when you lie on your back.
Poem 22
Roses are red lemons are sour
ill ******** u in bed in only an hour.
POEM 23
ROSES ARE RED DIMONDS ARE WHITE ILL ******** YOU ON SATURDAY NIGHT
POEM 24
ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND ILL FILL YOU WITH CREAM
POEM 25 ADDED BY SAD GIRL wink
ROSES ARE RED LEMONS ARE SOUR
OPEN YOUR LEGS GIVE ME A HOUR
Isn't that funny?
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