Ask Daryl Dixon

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[Daryl Dixon]

-cleaning one of his arrows-

((Morning, Gaia!))

[Keepsake Key]

Morning, Daryl.
Sleep well?

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -Milton's Paradise Lost

[Daryl Dixon]

-looks up at you- You 'gain?
The holes and cuts in my body doesn't exactly make a Sleeping Beauty - quality sleep.

[Keepsake Key]

Yep, me again. You miss me? [/grins]
Well, I don't really think you'd wanna wake like Sleeping Beauty.
Unless you wouldn't mind being woken up my a Prince's kiss.
[/snickers]

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -Milton's Paradise Lost

[Daryl Dixon]

Yeh, you wish.
And by Prince, I hope yer not insinuatin' Chinaman. Fool almost had his head blown in 'cause he was sneakin' in at night. Balls, that's what he needs.

[Keepsake Key]

[/Insinuating Sean Patrick Flanery, ho ho ho.]

Tsk Tsk.
Indeed he does.
Maybe you can cut him off a pair from a zombie?

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -Milton's Paradise Lost

[Daryl Dixon]

((HAHA. Nice.))

You kiddin' me now? I think you need s'more sleep, miss. Not touchin' no other man's nads, dead or alive.

[Keepsake Key]

But you said the man needs some balls!
Easiest way to get some, no?
He could hang them around his neck as a trophy.

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -Milton's Paradise Lost

[Daryl Dixon]

Well it ain't the first time Chinaman come sneakin' in my tent to hide.. -scratches his head- I think you jus' gave me a payback idea. Looks like your brain's screwed in all the way today!

[Keepsake Key]

And you've just given the world some more Slash ideas.
Look like we're both doin' some good thinking today.

[/tilts head]
What payback idea?

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -Milton's Paradise Lost

[Daryl Dixon]

Slash ideas? What're you talkin' 'bout now?
-stretching- And nothin'. If yeh hear Chinaman come screamin' out onea these days, I ain't got nothin'a do with it.

[Keepsake Key]

You know, Slash.
Man on Man action.

But Glenn is always screaming.
How will I know the difference?

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -Milton's Paradise Lost

[Daryl Dixon]

Man - on - man? Who the HELL you think I am? Only "man on man" action that's g'on happen 'round here is me kickin' everyone else's asses up..
An' as true as that may be, Chinaman'll be runnin' right back to China when I'm through.

[Keepsake Key]

[/grins] So you're a sadist? Nice to know.
[/files information away for later and cackles]

But Glenn is Korean.

"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven." -Milton's Paradise Lost

[Daryl Dixon]

Yer just pryin' at me now, huh? Real funny.

Whatever. Just know he has it comin'.