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As I know many of you do, I was thinking about what I would do to survive a zombie invasion. And I realized, my house is simply not a suitable anti-zombie stronghold. There are too many windows and the walls are just too thin.
So, I thought, what would I do? I would build a safehouse of course.
Alright. With the intelligent zombies in mind (will work with dumbass zombies too), I designed this tubular concrete stronghold. It's 300ft tall and surrounded by progressional rings with razor sharp edges that act like a cheese grater. Then if the zombies make it up the teflon coated base they slide in half like butter and half of them fall to the depths of molten earth.
A. Pillar wall surrounded by razor-edged rings 1ft away from concrete wall; Allowing for a body to fall between ring/wall to the fiery infernos awaiting at the core of the earth.
B. Curved Teflon coated base. Non-stick tractionless arch does not allow zombies to crawl their way up. If too many come and start crawling on eachother upwards they are met with RAZOR RINGS! and do not get much further than there.
C. RAZOR RING!
D. Concrete pillar living quarters
E. Underground body disposal (Ie. They fall down here)
F. 1-2ft space between each walled blade thing
G. Rain Water collection piping and basin. Water is also collected from deep hole in ground. Aka Well at bottom of concrete thing
H. Weapon Storeroom
I. Sleeping quarters
J. Super powerful spotlight
K. Communications room: Internet, Radio, Satellite receivers and transmitters
L. Workshop/walk-in freezers for food
M. Entertainment area/kitchen + dining room
N. Storage/ Roof entrance
So, I thought, what would I do? I would build a safehouse of course.
Alright. With the intelligent zombies in mind (will work with dumbass zombies too), I designed this tubular concrete stronghold. It's 300ft tall and surrounded by progressional rings with razor sharp edges that act like a cheese grater. Then if the zombies make it up the teflon coated base they slide in half like butter and half of them fall to the depths of molten earth.
A. Pillar wall surrounded by razor-edged rings 1ft away from concrete wall; Allowing for a body to fall between ring/wall to the fiery infernos awaiting at the core of the earth.
B. Curved Teflon coated base. Non-stick tractionless arch does not allow zombies to crawl their way up. If too many come and start crawling on eachother upwards they are met with RAZOR RINGS! and do not get much further than there.
C. RAZOR RING!
D. Concrete pillar living quarters
E. Underground body disposal (Ie. They fall down here)
F. 1-2ft space between each walled blade thing
G. Rain Water collection piping and basin. Water is also collected from deep hole in ground. Aka Well at bottom of concrete thing
H. Weapon Storeroom
I. Sleeping quarters
J. Super powerful spotlight
K. Communications room: Internet, Radio, Satellite receivers and transmitters
L. Workshop/walk-in freezers for food
M. Entertainment area/kitchen + dining room
N. Storage/ Roof entrance
