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Post: 91487301_1 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:35:43 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:35:43 +0000

Marriage is supposed to be between two consenting adult humans!

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and his Dodge Viper GTS!

HOW DO YOU EVEN GET THE CAR TO SIGN THE MARRIAGE LICENSE I MEAN COME ON

(this is a satire)

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Post: 91487301_2 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:11 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:11 +0000

I marry food..

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Post: 91487301_3 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:15 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:15 +0000

haha get it

marriage license

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Post: 91487301_4 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:53 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:53 +0000

I didn't know you could marry your car and I'm indifferent. If you want to marry your car then who is that hurting? I don't understand people who do but hey, their rights.

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Post: 91487301_5 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:55 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:55 +0000

Who are you to define what love is?

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Post: 91487301_6 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:58 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:36:58 +0000

Tire tracks count as a signature yo...

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Post: 91487301_7 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:37:18 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:37:18 +0000

Nopenopenopenopenopenope.
Woman if my car drives either me or you to the wedding my car is a part of the wedding.

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Post: 91487301_8 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:37:42 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:37:42 +0000

Gonna get some tail... pipe.

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Post: 91487301_9 created on Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:38:52 +0000
Posted: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 03:38:52 +0000

nipp nipp dimples

I didn't know you could marry your car and I'm indifferent. If you want to marry your car then who is that hurting? I don't understand people who do but hey, their rights.

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