HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEIDRICH!!!!!!!!
Okay so my cousin's birthday is today, April Fools day, and is her worst nightmare.
She has an irrational fear of blood. She won't do more than hyperventilate, and scream like a little girl. She is also terrified of tarantula's, worms, snakes, and anything slimy that she doesn't know what it is.
So last year her little sister and I had an absolute blast booby trapping the house for her birthday.
The movable shower-head they have, we filled with dyed dark red corn syrup. The big bottles of it all down the piping. We made more, and tested it, and it seemed like blood when you ran the water. It was enough to convince me that it would work. We let my all seven of my pet tarantula's loose in her walk in closet ( They are handled constantly and enjoy human interaction. None of them have ever bitten anyone. ) My African sand boa took refuge in her underwear drawer of a bit of time, as did a few other snakes, all pets from my friends wind up taking refuge in various places of her room such as under her quilt on her bed, her shoe rack on her door, one in the front seat of her car, wrapped around the steering wheel for good measure, and one up the banister to go upstairs from her basement level room.
In the sink, and fruit bowl, and her chair where she sits at the table we had worms, just everywhere. Thank you fishing store!
And anyone remember Flarp?
If not click here, and maybe you will. We smeared this all over anythign she would grab. Her purse strap, toothbrush (not the bristles), toilet seat, fridge handle.... Anywhere she would touch.
We are absolutely horrid, but it was so ******** funny to watch her scream, and freak out. She ran out to her car in a bath towel, and ran from that in terror from the snake on her steering wheel. She left from there, and ran three miles to her friend's house, pretty much streaking the neighborhood. Granted me and Emma got into trouble for this, again, but it still was worth it.
This year we can't do anything since she is spending her birthday in Italy, but we have plans for a late birthday celebration when she gets home.
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