OK, I get the joke. Now, please use your ninja star to cut me out of here. I don't like the feel of tape on my thin coat of fur.
(hehe, i read the title wrong)
Er....Egyptian Kinoko?
Is this some really, really cheap hobo method of mummification?
But- your highness, I assure you, I am not dead yet!
I will get back to work without ever complaining again!
Back to the mines, haha!
No, please, stop with the duck tape!
...Is that my mummy coffin?
Aw come on, that doesn't even look like my nose!
You got it all wrong!
Hey--- hey! You're making a big mistake!
I was just on my way to grant a 5 year old's wish! Why are you doing this?! *wiggles* Hey---! Let me go!!!!!!!!!! MOMMA!!!!
Okay, I may have been drunk last night, but I believe I'd recall being duct taped. Pretty easy to cut myself out with this tiara, is there a point to this?
I swear... this jewelry isn't real!
I was just trying on my new Halloween costume!
*wriggles uncomfortably*
Cut me out of here! I know you think you've found the treasure, but you're mistaken!
Authentic ancient mummification processes used bandages, not duct tape, unless my knowledge of Egyptian history is terribly incorrect. I deem this duct tape operation a failure!
...well, I would, if I wasn't so, um, stuck. Anyone who can immobilize a robot with duct tape is a god! ;o