Totally Legit Food Truck! (Updated!)

[Soaring Sheep]

Raz the Red Herring

Lowell-Dark

Crawdads on a stick? Is that a thing? D: Give me one of those and a lemonade.

Here's a sharp, pointy stick!
You got a good grip on it?
Now, you see this kiddie pool of innocent and cute little crawdads just swimming around and having a great time with themselves and their loved ones?
SKEWER THEM. cat_scream

I'M NOT SURE I WOULD CALL THEM INNOCENT AND CUTE, BUT-- wait, what kind of business are you running?! Making customers get their own food, geez...

[Akari Arima]

Raz the Red Herring

Lucky Pink Wings

Funnel cake... So... Goood.

You have to EARN the funnel cake!
Have you accomplished any amazing feats as of late?

Beat the third boss in Kirby Triple Deluxe. And found all the sun stones in every single stage + the extra stages even if it meant doing them multiple times.

[Elyria Stone]

Raz the Red Herring

Elyria Stone

Raz the Red Herring

Elyria Stone

Raz the Red Herring

Elyria Stone

...um...thanks??...puts money on counter and peeks under the bun...suddenly screams and drops the burger on the boulevard where it grows into a huge monster and starts chasing everyone Chompy....come save us...eat this burger!

Come back!!
Don't you want your condiments?!! cat_gonk

rushing back she grabbed the ketchup and mustard and tried to shoot the massive meatwad with it! eek

( They're counting money behind the counter, not even looking in the direction of the chaos. )

Ya know, if you REALLY want to dispose of that thing you'd buy a hot dog and use that as a distraction.
Just a thought.

( Raz suddenly puts up a second sign... )

HOT DOGS NOW HALF OFF!
Great for self-defense against mutated beef!

Oooh! If ya' think it'll work - I'll take one! xd *throws money on the counter as the massive meat wad starts heading her way*

( They momentarily hold the hot dog as one would wield a small sword. )

Use it wisely, my friend.
You did not choose the hot dog...the hot dog chose YOU.

emboldened by her words, she drew the Force thru her body and poked the huge meatwad in the stomach...EEeeeekkk! it growled...she ran.....

[Ho Lee Fok]

Tacosss plzz

[clowvn]

*slowly walks up to the van, observing the vendor and crinkling his nose at the smoke smell*

... This food you sell... is it... safe..?

[Ichigo Arerugi]

Has the FBI come to check you out yet

[digihearts35]

One funnel cake please. With powdered sugar.

[Faegan_Is_Hungry]

D: CAN I HAVE ONE OF EVERYTHING?

[Halick]

Ahh, it smells delicious...
*Stares forlornly at the Fewd truck*
If only I had some cash.

Oh. Was that a giant monster hamburger??
OH! OH! HE DROPPED IT! That means I can eat it, right? Right?

[PeachPunk]

I'd like one lemonade please!

[Toxic Neon 18]

a WILD SUSHI has appeared.

FEWD TRUCK WOMAN

I DEMAND A PILE OF BURRITOS.

[Miniver the Depressed]

Pewdss

Oooh Hamburger & a sweet tea! heart

Before I can legally serve you I've been told that I must check to make sure you're covered by some sort of health insurance.
And life insurance.
Aaaand you're going to have to let me take a blood sample to make sure you're healthy enough, so show me a vein!

[Miniver the Depressed]

Raina1111

Do you guys have Pepsi?

Pepsi?!
Do we look like we can afford that kind of beverage?!!
Next you'll be asking for straws and ice cubes....sheesh!

[Miniver the Depressed]

SpacexInvader

Tacosss plzz

Coming right up!
Just got to get the right tools for preparing such a tasty meal....
Hmm....that's odd...I can't find it!
Say, you wouldn't happen to have a flamethrower and a copy of Sports Illustrated on you, would you?

[Miniver the Depressed]

clowvn

*slowly walks up to the van, observing the vendor and crinkling his nose at the smoke smell*

... This food you sell... is it... safe..?

Fire isn't safe, but we still use it to cook and keep warm.
Water has killed countless numbers of people, but we still drink it.
Cars are mass murderers on wheels, but I'll be damned if we all bike to work!
So, all things considered...I'd say we're fairly safe....ish.

( The smoke alarm suddenly goes off! )

Crap, somebody must have turned on the microwave....