stupid things you've done to hurt yourself

[LARSZIEL]

well i'm not a complete idiot so i've never done anything like that. but one time my brother was trying to cut a cheeto with one of those long stick mixer things and he cut his finger pretty badly
he's always done dumb things tho

[Dippoldism]

xVallx

Schlachthaus

When I was much younger, my mum told me I couldn't peel an apple by myself.
"******** that," little me decided, and thus the scar on my thumb (twice sliced) was born.

I have a scar on my thumb from doing the same thing except I was slicing apples so I could dip them in peanut butter

We are connected.

[Raven Winter]

I slid on my knees on a hardwood floor and impaled my leg with a floorboard.

Tako nigiri; tempura maki.

[shutup_jackie]

I fell off of a running log, broke my arm. Dropped a block of cheese on my foot, it bled profusely. Recently forgot to move my thumb while cutting onions, also bled profusely. lol

I think getting a cardboard cut trumps all of the others, though. They hurt like a mofo. emo

[thewaitingtree]

Once I tripped up the stairs and broke my toe.

My latest was grating my fingers while trying to grate cheese (it didn't hurt at all... didn't realize how chewed up my fingers were til later).

[kyronex85]

I once attempted to juggle knives but I just ended up cutting the tip of an index finger.

[The Neon Paradox]

I was playing with my sister when I was little, chasing her. I tripped and faced planted a brick wall.
Ended up with a nose bleed, a bad concussion and two black eyes. They were really surprised that I didn't break my nose.

I think I must be fairly clumsy. I always find cuts and bruises on me, but can never remember how or why I have them.

[tiramiiisu]

Tried to take out my weave, couldnt see what I was doing, and cut the s**t out of my thumb

[Toxilicks]

thewaitingtree

Once I tripped up the stairs and broke my toe.

My latest was grating my fingers while trying to grate cheese (it didn't hurt at all... didn't realize how chewed up my fingers were til later).

I've done that grating orange.
The citrus. It hurts.

[Moogle Voodoo]

I was helping my cousin carry down some laundry, I missed a step and fell down busting my left knee.

It's healed now but I don't think it healed properly

[Melodic_Madness]

Running up steep stairs at boyfriend's house, slipped and smashed both knees off a stair... owwww...
Bf tried putting me on his shoulders, and alas, low bridge, smashed my head off the ceiling... these are just recently...

[disney butts]

my brother was riding his bike and I tied a rope to the back of his bike and held onto it while I rollerbladed behind him. Well he stopped short, and I hit the back wheel right between the legs and fell hard on the concrete. I just laughed though. I had a huge bruise on my cooch for like a week

[nasa peepo]

My dumb a** cut one of my fingers open a few years ago when I dropped a glass fish bowl.

Blood EVERYWHERE. My kitchen looked like a murder scene.

[!d!ot Amer!ca]

When I was an idiotic 5 year old, I grabbed a 4th of July sparkler from my mom's hand. I don't have a fingerprint on my index finger from it to this day. emotion_donotwant

[Shark Bacon]

I broke a window on accident once, and put all the broken shards into a box, but then left the box sitting there so I could go get something to eat. Then later, came back, tripped over something, fell into the box, had to get ten stitches in my leg. It was pretty stupid.