I,The Dark Lord Voldemort, permit you to ask me questions.

[Oh Voldemort]

philfromheck

I Am Slytherins Heir

philfromheck

You're going to die a virgin, aren't you?

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■► Things such as love & sex are not what I regard as important. ◄■

''

Though, that's your major oversight isn't it? Harry's Mum pwned you right proper with love.

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■► That was little more than an ancient protective enchantment. I do disapprove of myself overlooking such things.. ◄■

''

[Guamm]

who are your parents?

[A Lock Without A Key]

me like pandas

who are your parents?

Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt.

[A Lock Without A Key]

So......where are you living currently Dark lord...?

[Oh Voldemort]

A Lock Without A Key

So......where are you living currently Dark lord...?

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■► Well, I'm dead, aren't I? So I'm living nowhere. ◄■

''

[The Slytherin Student]

Did Bellatrix ever creep you out?

[Immortal Avenger]

Blarghghgh

[Gurotsuki]

Mr. Dark lord Voldemort,

Do you eat frogs?

Can I play with Nagini? She is gorgeous.

Distortion.

[MistressVoldemort]

Are there other snakes, like Nagini, perhaps I could find, in Albania? heart

[-mind warp lexi-]

T lol his thread is brilliant reading thru all the comments truley made me laugh

[Oh Voldemort]

The Slytherin Student

Did Bellatrix ever creep you out?

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■► Of course not.
I view her as one of my most dedicated Death Eaters. ◄■

''

[Oh Voldemort]

My Distortion

Mr. Dark lord Voldemort,

Do you eat frogs?

Can I play with Nagini? She is gorgeous.

Distortion.

''

■► I certainly do not eat frogs.
And sure, you can play with Nagini.
You'll be playing a game called
'Getting eaten alive by a giant snake.' ◄■

''

[Oh Voldemort]

MistressVoldemort

Are there other snakes, like Nagini, perhaps I could find, in Albania? heart

''

■► Nagini is rare, but I'm sure that if you scoured the forests you'll find another of her kind.
They make excellent horcruxes [: ◄■

''

[MistressVoldemort]

I Am Slytherins Heir

Yes, my Lord. Though I don't think I could make a horcrux.
If you don't mind my asking, why do you fear death?