Zombies attack, What do you do?

zombies attack

VAMPIRES SHALL CAST THEM OFF :B	100.0%	[ 254 ]
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[The Sunflower Samurai]

get an AR-15 and find some friends

[Ophiuchus]

PeWeP.

Ophiuchus

PeWeP.

Ophiuchus

PeWeP.

RichardSimmonsLovesCake

no chance of survival? ]=

that is a large possibilty
as the infestation may last
so long that you just
might run out of
supplies that are absolutely
neccesary for life,
such as water and food.

Please notice my plan illustrates growing food.
As mentioned, we already have lots of compost, space, lighting and heating.
It will be possible to grow plants from the seeds and items in the produce department.

well your not the only
one being ravaged
by wave after wave
of the living dead.
mrgreen

Anyone IN the building shares the work, helps everything go clockwork. Anyone OUT the building is a Zombie. wink Quite simple, become a neutral nation with our borders sealed.

more people means
the less amount of
time that the fod will
last. i would chuck
the people who dont
work out to the zombies.
mad
lazy bastards

you need SOME population left. What if you're the only human survivors? Have to be able to spread the genes apart.

[Kimmy Kim]

Run to the airport and fly to another country.

[A Vaginasaur]

The Sunflower Samurai

get an AR-15 and find some friends

[PeWeP.]

churchmouse10

Step 1: Choose a hideout, best if in a very rural area, with no nearby cities or large communities.

Step 2: Call my dad and tell him to bring me some weaponry (my dad's really good with these kinds of things). Weapons of choice: samurai sword and any powerful semi-automatic firearm.

Step 3: Find a large vehicle, preferably a UPS truck, or maybe an RV, anything that can carry alot of passengers, and hotwire it if need be.

Step 4: Round up all the family members and friends I can think of, and take them to hideout mentioned in step 1.

Step 5: Arm the more powerful family members of the family with high power weapons and tell them to guard every opening of the hideout that the undead could possibly get through.

Step 6: Return to town and stock up on canned foods and water, anything edible that wont expire quickly, and return them to the hideout.

Step 7: If possible, inform the military of the invasion of the undead.

Step 8: Stock up on weaponry, anything from firearms to power tools, and ammunition. Grab anything that can blow some brains out or shatter a skull, or sever a head.

Step 9: Encourage surviving town members to fight back against the invasion of the undead.

Step 10: Fight off the undead the best you can, and wait for military assistance. If you couldn't get any military assistance, then you may be in trouble, especially if the invasion is widespread. Keep fighting and try to wait it out. It should be easier to wait out if it is not widespread.

Step 11: Dont stop fighting unless your killed!

flaw 1:
samurai sword would be
totaly useless.
mainly because you
have to get so damn
close to the enemy,
and that at any point
that your fighting,
they could gang up on
you and eat you.

flaw 2:
having people guard
certain entrances is also
pointless.
why not just have a sign that says
"surivors are here, come eat us"
baracading entrances is much more effective.

flaw 3:
UPS trucks have open doors.
a zombie could just walts
right on in...and your dead.

flaw 4:
returning to town is stupid.
as the roads may be blocked
by hoards of undead that
were not there previously.

flaw 5:
the military would already
know of the situation and
would be busy fending them
off to protect themselves
and any high ranking officials
they wouldnt have time
to save your a**.

flaw 6:
fighting them off in the open
is idiotic and you will die.

[Ophiuchus]

Kimmy Kim

Run to the airport and fly to another country.

do you have a pilots licence? Because I doubt anyone would be sitting on the ground with an open aircraft door waiting for you.

[Sodomized In Jail]

Soot their brains out with an AK47.

biggrin

Then,be like, '******** you zombies,who's eating who's brain now,b***h!'
;Munch,munch;

[PeWeP.]

Verbrose Mystery

Soot their brains out with an AK47.

biggrin

Then,be like, '******** you zombies,who's eating who's brain now,b***h!'
;Munch,munch;

do you happen to have
an AK47 just lying around
your house?

[Ophiuchus]

PeWeP.

Verbrose Mystery

Soot their brains out with an AK47.

biggrin

Then,be like, '******** you zombies,who's eating who's brain now,b***h!'
;Munch,munch;

do you happen to have
an AK47 just lying around
your house?

I DO! biggrin
But ammo's a different matter. Still, it's weighty so if I have to move from here to the fortification of my choosing, it can be used as a defensive melee capability if I run into a horde.

[Zero Prince]

i buy a sword. and atatck them. attack em geeewwdd

[Ophiuchus]

Seifer_Alamasy

i buy a sword. and atatck them. attack em geeewwdd

swords won't work. You're slow, and need to get either the heart or the brain, otherwise they won't die.
Guns, explosives and fire kill Zombies. Blades and close combat are a last resort when you have NOTHING left and your fortification is overrun.
And buy it from where? neutral Everyone will have fled the Zombies.

[Angel Of Execution]

RUN!!!1!11!!!1!1!!one
oh and i'd kill a couple...thousand. but that is after i went to a gun store.

[Sgt. Lunatic]

I'd fill a supersoaker with gasoline and throw a match.
Or I'll ask if Bush can loan me a nuke for this place. And drop it from space. That should give me time to GTFO. But are we talking worldwide?
If so, I'll go around the world with my trusty jet engine, sucking up zombies.

[PeWeP.]

Angel Of Execution

RUN!!!1!11!!!1!1!!one
oh and i'd kill a couple...thousand. but that is after i went to a gun store.

so you would carry
around a few
thousand rounds
of ammunition...
that would make
you so slow
you might as well
hand the zombies
a fork and knife
and tell them to dig
in.
neutral

[Edward Scissorhands`]

i would use Shaun of the Dead's slice of fried gold idea, and hide in the nearest pub.