Mario Has Cancer

Ah, GD

Who else would put up with me?	100.0%	[ 329 ]
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[Commissar Christoph]

Ahhh! Hey...Does his hair show, or is it "Under his cap" (Sorry, have not played the game in forever and a half) Maybe he went through Chemo O.o

[Douix]

i lol'd you're probably right
in a twisted in of way.

[BLooDYxxNiGHTS]

^
Come on, does this really look like the face of a man with cancer?
I think not.

[Encelaudus]

Interesting, but don't mock those with cancer. It's not cool. At all.

[DarkFireChaos]

That still doesn't explain why the Bowser keeps stealing the princess though eek

[MissMoppy]

DarkFireChaos

That still doesn't explain why the Bowser keeps stealing the princess though eek

Even I don't know that one.

[DarkFireChaos]

SerenitytheWaterSprite

^
Come on, does this really look like the face of a man with cancer?
I think not.

Look again...

[faythstro]

plezure

Is he going to die? ;-;

[Ande Chinwester]

faythstro

plezure

Is he going to die? ;-;

No, but this will happen.

[[Envy v.4]]

He eats pizza while we're not playing with him, duh.

[MissMoppy]

[Envy v.4]

He eats pizza while we're not playing with him, duh.

Maybe when he lived in Brooklyn, but I seriously doubt the Toads can make a decent pie.

[Angellost]

I do not agree.
Mario is a made up stereotypical cartoon character who eats lots of stuff, is Italian, not to mention he is also plumber.
If Mario has cancer...then what is Kirby? a walking cancer tumor?

[Ye Olde Prostitute Bones]

"Daisy, I doin't wanta to be makin you cry

but itsa terminal."

surprised

[Naerinn]

THAT REMINDS ME
i SO got an urge to play Paper Mario when I woke up this mornin.
n___n

yeah he definately has hair
i have to look at that ugly mop all day
cause a ******** monkey took the hat

I HATE THE MONKEY SO MUCH

[MissMoppy]

Angellost

I do not agree.
Mario is a made up cartoon character who eats lots of stuff and is Italian.
If Mario has cancer...then what is Kirby? a walking cancer tumor?

WTF no.
Kirby's not even human.

And you guys, stop with the Italian thing.
Luigi is Italian. He's thin as a rod.
And don't use Wario to help you.
Wario was adopted.