Mario Has Cancer

Ah, GD

Who else would put up with me?	100.0%	[ 329 ]
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[maggoty tacos]

`Oh noes.
Luigi's cuter.
xD

[Jixmip]

Vive Le Rock!

emo
If he dies, we'll at least still have Luigi.

...


The Mushroom Kingdom is doomed...
(just kidding!)

[Sailor zOMG]

ahaha

[Sonic Butterfly]

Did anyone stop to think that he most likely has an abnormal metabolism and that we've misdiagnosed him with cancer? We could be treating him for the wrong thing, for crying out loud!

[Wyf]

it's in his nose, noticed how fat it is?

[MissMoppy]

Wyf

it's in his nose, noticed how fat it is?

No. It's in his tummy.
I'll cake fight you over it.

[Petit_Darklord]

Bumpeada

[MissMoppy]

Muzzy Slink

The little b***h always dies in the game and he's always brought back to life. We don't need to save him! We just gots to revive him constantly! One hundred gold coins is all it takes!

...That's a poor attitude.
Mario is an icon.
Not a "little b***h".

[Hound of Chulainn]

nice points, except that cancer makes a person lose weight. instead of gaining weight.

[LovelyDoveyLemons]

ORLY?

[S y n t 4 x 3 r r o r]

I hope Mario DIES twisted


that way Bowser wouldn't have to go tru so much troubles rofl

[MissMoppy]

Greenman6

I hope Mario DIES twisted


that way Bowser wouldn't have to go tru so much troubles rofl

You're in denial.

[flaaffy]

i thought it was because he eats so many goddamn mushrooms
compulsive eating disorder

[MissMoppy]

flaaffy

i thought it was because he eats so many goddamn mushrooms
compulsive eating disorder

He doesn't usually eat them though.
Or at least it doesn't look like it.
It looks more like he absorbs them.

[LetsReadDoomPatrol]

lol.