List of Bullshit.

[Lisette333]

Alright, there's this dude around home. He's full of s**t. Like hell, he recently got his eyebrow pierced and a spike bracelet to show how "hardcore" he is. Anyways. He wants attention for all the "medical stuff" that's he's been through. This is the list of things he claims he has.

By the time he's 40 he:
- Won't be able to talk.
- Won't be able to walk.
- Will have a few heart attacks.
- Eyes will turn from brown to blue.

So far he:
- Has short term memory loss (that no one has noticed).
- Can't feel pain in his arms.
- Has at least 10 concussions, although no witnesses to any of these.
- Has heart troubles.
- Complains that his eyes are "screwed up".
- His hips are "screwed up".
- His feet was funny.
- Back is totally messed up, screwed up beyond.


Ya. The dude wants attention, he's a typical know-it-all. Claiming that it's been "scientificly proven" that guys are better than girls at basicly everything. Won't shut up about himself.

Blah.

Discuss.


Know anyone like this?

[switchdown]

i always know its you cus of your sig

but i have only seen your twin once cool


surprised


and lol
i hate hypochonriacs like that
things is tho, if he tells all that to a date

she'll dump him, cus who wants their husband to die afore they have grandkids?

[Shipwreck Potato]

no, but that kid has problems......

[Lucifer Box]

About 30% of men on the internet are like that.

- Mr Lucifer Box, Esq.

[a-little-piggy]

I know a lot of people that are full of s**t.

Not like that guy though.

[[[ .leaf `penquin. ]]]

....And you think I give a damn?

Poor you. You put up with sooooo much! [/end sarcasm.]

[Rooh]

[Konstantine-sama]

Pelt him with an airsoft pistol and ask him if he felt that.

[iSnow]

My brother


He cried like a baby when he slipped and fell. And blamed it on me.

He claims he's emo and has ankle problems all the time. lol

[SUSSY A GO GO]

giv him mai # plz redface

[Dithian]

I got a serious case of Dejavu with this thread for some reason. eek

That guy is quite the attention whore.

But I do know someone like that IRL.

[Meticulous Dreamer]

There was this one man.

We shall call him Rob.

He tried to fondle a light post and I wagged my finger at him.

So he came over and fondled my finger.

Such an un-arousing experience. D:

[that wet spot]

Konstantine-sama

Pelt him with an airsoft pistol and ask him if he felt that.

heh heh heh...nice...

[IndigoDarkflame]

There's a word for people like him... actually, I can thnk of several

[Dithian]

IndigoDarkflame

There's a word for people like him... actually, I can thnk of several

Hypochondriac - I am related to like 6 of them, you dread asking "How are you"

Your in for about an hour of illnesses that they think they have.