HOW THE ******** DO SMURFS REPRODUCE

[Wu-Tang Killuh Beez]

Well..picture..alien..how they let there little spider things latch onto the faces of innocent humans...Well..Lets say The girl smurf (forgot her name XP)

Is the mother alien, well..All the other smurfs who are males latch onto innocent human faces and pump babies in there mouth..wich then Spontaniously reproduce inside of the humans belly.

Then new smurfs brutally pop out of the stomachs of the innocents.

=O and that evil guy and his cat..are basically predators..Sept there Fail predators..and cant kill the aliens..D:

So ya ^_^ there you have it. i think surprised

[Mr Sodomy]

Quote:

how's that for ruining childhood?

Nice job...

[[Lavendra]]

Smurfs are anatomically asexual. Baby Smurf predates Smurfette and she's probably only "female" because of the dress and the fact that aside from Papa Smurf's beard, she's the only smurf with hair. I like to think that they reproduce in a manner similar to that of Nameks.

@akuKoomori: ... surprised

[God-the-almighty]

Did you know there's Smurf porn?

[[Lavendra]]

God-the-almighty

Did you know there's Smurf porn?

There's porn of pretty much everything. There's Arby's Mitt/Hamburger Helper Glove porn.

[TorreyL]

Align

smurfs dont even have reprouctive organs


go watch donnie darko

Someone beat me to the punch.

[Mr Sodomy]

God-the-almighty

Did you know there's Smurf porn?

OMFG LINK PLEASE

[TorreyL]

[Lavendra]

God-the-almighty

Did you know there's Smurf porn?

There's porn of pretty much everything. There's Arby's Mitt/Hamburger Helper Glove porn.

There's a pterodactyl porn which is my favorite.

[Emperor of Ruin]

I THINK THEY REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY. LIKE WHATEVER BODY PART THEY KEEP HIDDEN UNDER THEIR HATS (WHICH IS PROBABLY THE SAME SHAPE AS THE HAT) FALLS OFF AND GROWS INTO ANOTHER SMURF.
EITHER THAT OR MPREG, AND I'M NOT TOUCHING THAT ONE WITH A 10 FOOT POLE.

[psychoactive toad]

secks.

[macrobiotic]

Guilty Pleasure

Smurfs is plural ********, Smurf would be singular...

that's what i was thinking "/

[The_Raven_Haven]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Musically Loved]

oh wow
im laughing so hard right now

*inside joke*

my main piont is
my friend gives them blowjobs
rofl

[fuzzbox]

Donnie Darko would've had a hilarious response to this thread xd

[Katmistress]

OMG
Did none of you ever watch the show?
Smurfette was created by Gargamel, and there were no girl smurfs before that.
They are magical and just apear out of mushrooms. They cannot have SEX.
So So SAD.