GOD LOVES SEX!

[greyconcepts]

Have you ever wondered exactly what God says about sex? Well, take a look for yourself...

http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/the_devil_hates_sex

...It only took reading the first few paragraphs to get me laughing. rofl

I skimmed through it, and they have some pretty fine points...

Breastfed:

What's your opinion?
Does God really love sex?
Is the Devil's plan working?
Do you think sex is beautiful?

pirate

[WindDrivenAlchemist]

I don't like God.

gonk

He touches me at night...

redface

[iQue Asco!]

sex is like pizza,
sometimes the tomatoes
are too ripe and you get
sent to jail.

[TrollfesT]

Satan's semen burns like hot lava.
redface

[greyconcepts]

Bootylicious.Sesshoumaru

Satan's semen burns like hot lava.
redface

What a total turn-off. talk2hand

[greyconcepts]

WindDrivenAlchemist

I don't like God.

gonk

He touches me at night...

redface

He's just proclaiming his love for you!

Feel the lovvvve. mrgreen

[LittleNoName]

rolleyes

[carte blanche]

*unf unf unf*

If that gets me anywhere, I'm going.

[marmaladish]

sex is a natural rather than a social transaction.

[Kizim]

WindDrivenAlchemist

I don't like God.

gonk

He touches me at night...

redface

O.M.G!

gonk gonk gonk

[greyconcepts]

marmaladish

sex is a natural rather than a social transaction.

And that's all you're going to say?

Scratch that, that's the most anyone's said. rolleyes

[Meshuggener]

No such page exists.

[SamaraXv]

I love sex

[greyconcepts]

Passive Attack

No such page exists.

http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/The_Devil_Hates_Sex

Better now?

[Danyule]

If good really loves sex then i love sex as well
if god really loves boys then i love boys
if god like to play with himself, well you get what i mean