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Zheng Jiaying
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"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There, she lusted after her lovers' whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of a horse."
IS THIS A REAL VERSE
THIS CANT BE A REAL VERSE
IM DIEING HERE
EDIT: "Then because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you."
IS THIS A REAL VERSE
THIS CANT BE A REAL VERSE
IM DIEING HERE
EDIT: "Then because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you."
What book is that from? I'm assuming the first portion is an allusion to slavery in Egypt in Exodus. The second is probably another "you dun ******** up" which is basically the whole OT. The Israelites beg God for good things, and he tells them not to do the thing, then they do the thing and incur his wrath.
The most important thing to me about approaching scripture is that each book has a different author, writing from a different place and time, with a different agenda to push. Depending on some translations, the language and stuff can seem weird, but it's an old text, so it would be different.
My personal favorite WTF Bible verse is the story of Jesus withering the fig tree. It's a weird a** story because it states in the text that it's not fig season, but Jesus still gets piss that the fig tree has no fruit and kills it. We talked about that story when I took a Gospels and Acts class, and the best answer to why he did the was "******** if I know."
Each book doesn't have a different author. Romans, 1st Corinthians, 2nd Corinthians, Galatians, Ephesians, Philippians, Colossians, 1st Thessalonians, 2nd Thessalonians, 1st Timothy, 2nd Timothy, Titus, and Philemon were all written by the apostle Paul. If you're going to try and bash the Bible, at least know what you're talking about. LOL
Well, obviously the Pauline letters are all by Paul (though it's worth mentioning that several that are attributed to Paul are widely accepted as not actually being written by him and just using his name, and a few are disputed). But even within Paul's letters, he's writing to different early churches with different issues and in different places, which is part of the reason his theology sometimes seems contradictory from book to book. You can't read the Bible as one book is my point- Paul's letters are literally reading his mail to various churches, there are poems, stories, histories, revelations. They're from different time periods, places, people with different social locations. That's my point.
I also don't understand why you think I'm bashing the Bible? It straight up says in my sig that I'm a Christian and I never said anything bashing the Bible. I actually minored in religion in college because I find the Bible fascinating and deeply interesting. I call the story of Jesus and the fig tree a WTF story because its weird as hell. None of the Bible commentaries I read ever had a satisfying answer for why Jesus was mad about a fig tree not bearing fruit when it wasn't fig season.