Your Not a Real Gamer

[Priestess Resira]

Unleash the Kaioken

Priestess Resira

Unleash the Koran

You can play friggin' sudoku games on your cell phone and still be a hardcore gamer. It all depends on how you play, dawg. Are you playing to kill a few minutes before your dental appointment? Or are you playing on the highest difficulty for 16 hours a day and breaking records?

I commit myself to Sudoku every day, you casual ********.

I commit myself to dropping at least 6 pounds of feces daily so I have no time for games. I gotta load up on fiber and juice.

Mon Dieu! emotion_kirakira