Seth Darkheart
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Introduction
To any of you that know Trisk and myself, this latest venture should not come as any surprise; first Veset, then SEGI, now the Church of Dyentology; anything that has been hinted at in plot but, to our minds, not sufficiently expanded upon, deserves one of our threads. And lo, this thread was born.
The Church of Dyentology is based upon the writings of the late L. Tom Cubbard and includes his theories regarding cyanetics and many other worldly secrets he happened upon, though those can only be revealed to higher-level Dyentologists.
Our aim is to help you rehabilitate your futon and help it recover its negative state of freedom, all through an expensive yet worthwhile series of auditing sessions.
The Church of Dyentology, contrary to popular belief, is not a cult but rather a fast-growing religion. Its members even include celebrities, most recently Ron Bruise and his wife! What are you waiting for? Sign up today!
Discussion
Discussion to come...
Table of Contents
- Post #1
- Introduction
Discussion-provoking Material
Table of Contents
Post #2
- List of Dyentologists
Post #3
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- Auditing Sessions
Post #4
- What is Dyentology?
Post #5
- Reserved.
