XDream3
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- Posted: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 00:18:12 +0000
This is my first time creating a kickstarter thread so please bear with me >.<
GREETINGS GAIAN!
Looks like we got another tier ALREADY!!!
This time, it looks like H&R Wesley might close down AGAIN if we don't help out!!
THE KICKSTARTER HAS ENDED!!!
THE STORE HAS BEEN SAVED AND MORE NEW ITEMS WILL BE ADDED!!
Kickstarter Page
Quote:
"Everyone, please listen! You all know me: I'm Louie, Lord of Vampires (or whatever) and currently H&R Wesley's sole shopkeeper in Edmund's absence. I think I've been doing a fairly impressive job of running the place so far, but some... rather interesting news has recently come to my attention. It seems that when Edmund left, he neglected to inform me of the fact that the shop owed taxes, which have been accruing interest for -- well, let's just say for a while now, shall we? As it stands I owe 60 trillion gold in back taxes, and I'm not allowed to even open H&R Wesley's doors until I've paid back every cent. Whoops! Thankfully, Ivan has agreed to partner up with me in an attempt to sort all this out. But I simply can't pay that amount of money, no matter how many pockets I turn out. So, I'm asking every Gaian out there for a favor: will you help me? Seriously, I am in pretty dire straits here. I haven't been this upset since people started finding my underwear strewn about everywhere! I don't expect you all to donate for free, however, and so I've set up some pretty exciting prizes for those of you who are willing to contribute!
Please, please, help me save H&R Wesley from being shut down. If I'm not able to pay these back taxes, the shop will be shut down permanently! I like having a job, and it'd be a serious tragedy if all you lovely Gaians out there couldn't see my face every day! Err, I mean -- if I couldn't see your lovely faces every day. Ivan has only given me until September 29, 2014 11:59pm PDT to raise the funds!
Help! Help! HEEEELLPPP!"
Please, please, help me save H&R Wesley from being shut down. If I'm not able to pay these back taxes, the shop will be shut down permanently! I like having a job, and it'd be a serious tragedy if all you lovely Gaians out there couldn't see my face every day! Err, I mean -- if I couldn't see your lovely faces every day. Ivan has only given me until September 29, 2014 11:59pm PDT to raise the funds!
Help! Help! HEEEELLPPP!"
tl;dr
Quote:
"I desperately need your help, Gaians! It seems Edmund owed some back taxes
on H & R Wesley that I wasn't aware of, and Ivan has come to collect. Help me
pay them off and I promise you some amazing reward!"
Kickstarter ends: September 29, 2014 11:59pm PDT!!
Discussion
-Thoughts on the currently kickstarter?
-This is the 2nd time that H&R Wesley is about to close, thoughts?
-WHERE DID EDMUND GO?!?!??!
-Still too early for new kickstarter?
Current Global Donation: 95 Trill!!
H&R WESLEY IS SAVED!!!! CONGRADULATIONS!!
NEW TIERS HAVE BEEN ADDED!!!!!!
Personal Tiers
Donate 10,000,000 Gold!
(achievement broken at the moment)
Keep evading the bills and taxes with the Tax Evader Achievement!
*Achievements may take up to one hour to grant
Donate 100,000,000 Gold!
[Animal] Autumn Plaid Scarf
Take this to keep yourself warm!
Donate 300,000,000 Gold!
Autumn Plaid Scarf
You'll want to keep this with you in the cold.
Donate 1,000,000,000 Gold!
[Animal] Cozy Argyle Scarf
It's mini and you wear it like a hat!
Donate 3,000,000,000 Gold!
Cozy Argyle Scarf
Don't let the head get left out in the cold.
Donate 6,000,000,000 Gold!
[Animal] Gentleman's Beret
Wrap this around your tiny self for warmth.
Donate 9,000,000,000 Gold!
Gentleman's Beret
Almost like something grandma would make.
Donate 12,000,000,000 Gold!
[Animal] Fall for Autumn Beanie
Much cooler than it actually looks.
Donate 25,000,000,000 Gold!
Fall for Autumn Beanie
Make sure it covers your ears!
Donate 50,000,000,000 Gold!
Enter for a chance to win a Ninja Headband Bundle and a
Steel-Plated Ninja Headband!
Donate 150,000,000,000 Gold!
Titles: Timely, Calculated, Accountant, Whiz
500 points
Graduate top of the class with the Accounting Whiz Achievement!
*Achievements may take up to one hour to grant
Donate 500,000,000,000 Gold!
Enter for a chance to win an Angelic Halo!
Global Rewards
Donate 10 Trillion Gold!
ACHIEVED!
Louie will tailor five new items...
Donate 20 Trillion Gold!
ACHIEVED!
Louie will sew together five more items...
Donate 30 Trillion Gold!
ACHIEVED!
Louie will stitch out ten additional items...
Donate 40 Trillion Gold!
ACHIEVED!
Louie will craft together an extra ten items...
Donate 50 Trillion Gold!
ACHIEVED!
Drive Louie insane by making him craft an additional twenty items!
Donate 60 Trillion Gold!
ACHIEVED!
H&R Wesley's debts are paid and the store re-opens! *Items will go
to other stores if tier is not reached
Donate 80 Trillion Gold!
ACHIEVED!
Louie will attempt to put together six items for tiny animal people...
Donate 100 Trillion Gold!
Louie will piece together six more items for human-type folks...
Donate 150 Trillion Gold!
Louie will work double triple time to outfit everyone with six extra items for humans and another six for animals!