My avatar is usually a pirate specializing in the spice trade, or a really really awful hitman who never manages to get the job done and ends up skipping down with the down payment. His reputation in stinking it up job-wise means he's pretty broke half the time and often takes menial labor jobs to make ends meet.
Goddamn, he sucks at his jobs. I don't know how he makes ends meet half the time.
I make art for most of my gold. Unlike in the real world, it's a pretty decent living. If my avatar was a separate entity, I think he'd have to resort to prostitution, he doesn't have many other skills, unfortunately.
I was originally going to say I'd be like his sugar daddy, but the implications of that kinda ended up weird-ing me out.
I'm the fluff mage! >.> I sneak into people's homes at night and leave animated fluffs lying all over the place. <3
This doesnt always work out and sometimes leaves houses on fire after I accidentally summon a cherry fluff or 2...or 10. Actually most people end up freaking out about their house being full of fluffs when I had rather hoped they would squee with delight at their new fluffy friends...