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Funniest s**t I've received in ages. (bottom of the first page)

Yep, that's funny	20.9%	[ 65 ]
Whoa, serious?	10.9%	[ 34 ]
Some people are so stupid	21.9%	[ 68 ]
Poll whore option	46.3%	[ 144 ]
Total Votes:			[ 311 ]

[Chef Zeke LeDeltrie]

"Danna know anydin' 'bout temples since dey hurt me anytime Ah go near dem. Bah, when I was married ta Fox... dwas a grand time. Ah still 'a'e memories. Me sons were from me first wife... she died a long time ago. Ah dink me son are some whe'e in dis world..." He walked over to her, even as a human size, he toward over normal men.

[La Cantarella]

Athali was slight of build. She was willow-slim, with long, elegant limbs. She was maybe five feet four inches, tops, so she was very much small compared to Z.
"You've sons, yes? What are they like, if I may ask? And you said you were married to a fox spirit?"
Athali was certainly full of questions, for she had only ascended to the surface within the past year or so. Much pleased her, but she found herself hopelessly lost and unable to understand the creatures of above.

[Chef Zeke LeDeltrie]

"Well, me oldest is a 'andful. Danna like me much an' blames me fer me first wife's death. Me youngest, he's a sweet 'eart. An' she wanna a fox spirit. 'Er nickname is Fox. She owns dis place. Keeps it stocked o' me booze ta." He smirked, leaning against the wall.

[La Cantarella]

"Oh! So you were once married to the lady who owns this place? I've not yet seen her."
Athali demurely lowered her gaze. She didn't understand these people one bit. Beyond that, was this man, Z by name, a human? She'd not met one yet- at least, not that she knew of.
Biting her lip, she looked back up.
"Pardon for me being so forward, but are you... a human?"

[Chef Zeke LeDeltrie]

He shook his head, smirking. "Nah, lass. Ah aint 'uman. Ah'm a demon. Nah danna go on sayin' dat all demons are mean. Ah aint. Ah'm wha's called a Shadow Demon. De oldest one 'round ta. Been 'round fer 'bout twenty-three million years now. Been sa long danna even remember me own birthday really." He chuckled hoarsely again.

[La Cantarella]

Athali didn't seem concerned in the least about his diabolical origins.
"Fascinating. A demon, you say? Where did you come from? My people don't have a name. We never did, especially because we've not made contact with land folk."

[Chef Zeke LeDeltrie]

"Nah really sure where Ah came f'om. Been ta long. Though, me bro used ta live on a planet ma'e o' water. Ah've learned ta live under water ta."

[La Cantarella]

Athali's eyes widened at this.
"You're from under the sea as well? Where from? You may have come across my kind. Or maybe my da-"
Athali's hand slapped to her mouth at that.

[Chef Zeke LeDeltrie]

He ran his fingers through his messy green hair. "Me bro's world was under water. Dey were called Aquinxians. Me niece is one, she's 'round 'e'e somewhe'e..."

[Pornstar Pizza Guy]

((Hm... Been a while since I RPed in here...))

[La Cantarella]

Athali cleared her throat. Apparently he hadn't noticed her outburst.
"Yes, I know of the Aquinxians. They're our more friendly cousins. My kin are more shy, more isolationist."

[La Cantarella]

Pornstar Pizza Guy

((Hm... Been a while since I RPed in here...))

((Hey pizza dude))

[Pornstar Pizza Guy]

La Cantarella

Pornstar Pizza Guy

((Hm... Been a while since I RPed in here...))

((Hey pizza dude))

((Evenin', ma'am.))

[La Cantarella]

Pornstar Pizza Guy

La Cantarella

Pornstar Pizza Guy

((Hm... Been a while since I RPed in here...))

((Hey pizza dude))

((Evenin', ma'am.))

((How ya doin'? Meanin' to RP here tonight?))

[Pornstar Pizza Guy]

La Cantarella

Pornstar Pizza Guy

La Cantarella

Pornstar Pizza Guy

((Hm... Been a while since I RPed in here...))

((Hey pizza dude))

((Evenin', ma'am.))

((How ya doin'? Meanin' to RP here tonight?))

((Maybe. I'm a little rusty, though. I haven't been on gaia for over a year now.))