Gaia 9 Action News: January, 2011

[[NPC] Cindy Donovinh]

Gaia Wins Mashable!

In case you haven't heard the news, Gaia won the Mashable Award for Best User Experience. This is a huge win for everyone involved-- and that means mostly you, the people who made this happen by voting for us! You can check out the other winners here to see the kind of company we keep as big time internet award winners.

Lanzer is awed by its beauty.

[[NPC] Cindy Donovinh]

Dumpster Dive

Get out your boots and slap on your rubber gloves-- it's time to go dumpster diving! Gaia's own slightly smelly recycling program, Dumpster Dive, will be returning soon. When you trash items you no longer want, they'll all wind up in a big dumpster for other Gaians to root through. It's a great way for Gaians on a budget build up their wardrobe, or for the well-to-do among us to clear out room in their inventories. Otherwise, those trashed items just pile up in the landfill, providing a breeding ground for giant rats who sew endless quilts out of summer tops and starter polos!

[[NPC] Cindy Donovinh]

New Year's Resolutions!

With the new year, Gaia's shopkeepers have made some resolutions for a happier 2011. Almost no one actually keeps their New Year's resolutions, but it's still fun to see people try!

Natasha: Learn how to do tattoo portraits of handsome dogs.
Ian: Work on back flips.
Louie: Stop swearing every %*#$ time something goes wrong.
Sasha: Read the back of the cereal box every morning-- the whole thing.
Josie: Learn to do tarot readings.
Brennivin: Style ist der revolution alffyrzeit!
Liam: Check out this zumba thing chicks keep talking about.
Carl: (Carl appears satisfied with his life but not with yours).
Ruby: Stop eating so much butterscotch.
Agatha: Go skydiving.
Devin: Finally do his stand-up routine at open mic night.
Sam: Trick out a horse and buggy.
Bildeau: Satisfy functional requirements.
Leon: Empty the trash when the can is full.
Ribateau: Scheme.
Old Man Logan: Catch more fish.
Mirai: Spend more time on herself, less time at work.
Rufus: Stay fly.
Wing Scouts: Find some old ladies to help cross the road.
Rina: Learn to make a really good flan. Or maybe stop eating so many poisonous flowers...

Thanks for tuning in to Gaia 9 Action News, your source for news and more! Come back next month for the latest and greatest happenings around town!

[Kill Hybrid]

Gaia's so poor, their newsletter e-mails are arriving the following month they're meant for. If only more people blindly threw money at Gaia.

[ZakuMent]

Aww Rina. All those mistletoe cupcakes...

DD: Did not see hidden Bape Cow this time.

[Snarry_Fernsfairie]

Dumpster Diving, FTW! Sure is fun. How long will it stick around, though?

[ZakuMent]

Snarry_Fernsfairie

Dumpster Diving, FTW! Sure is fun. How long will it stick around, though?

It should be here to stay. It's not event correlated. 3nodding

[Zaffhi]

I'm guessing February letter will come out in March? xD

[Gravestealth]

lol nice new years Resolutions

[mmariep2]

Sounds like it'll be an interesting year.

[hambubger]

stay fly rufus. stay fly

[PandoraCaitiff]

HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! sad

The email version promised to reveal which young lady Liam currently has his eye on! I was lured in under false pretences!

[Euphoric Ghost]

I came here seeking gold, and found none. D:

[Mitis Feles]

PandoraCaitiff

HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY! sad

The email version promised to reveal which young lady Liam currently has his eye on! I was lured in under false pretences!

Me too -_-

[Angelus Domini]

I wanted to snoop into the lusty life of Liam, as if I were a viewer looking at juice heads having promiscuous relations without moral backlashes...