Last night I had a dream that I was at church in the back row not completely dressed. There were a bunch of teenage girls that filled the audience and moved like one person. One girl moved and the other girls wearing the same shirt would move. Another person in a different color uniform moved and the matching girls moved. Apparently I was in dad's congregation and he was giving the sermon that day. When it was over I realized I wasn't wearing any pants so pulled out a massive pair of khakis and put them on. But they went over my head. I cinched them down at my waist but that had the crotch down by my calves.Somehow got them sorted out with the help of an old lady and we went to a restaurant.
On the way there I realized we were driving an RV and I found at switch that levels out a bed over the driver seat and a bus type door. I shared my find with the old lady that helped me with my pants and she didn't seem all that impressed. Disappointing. Got inside to find my parents seated at two tables near each other. My parents were already eating and I sat down to find mom had ordered me piranha thinking that since I liked fish I'd want that. I wanted baby back ribs actually mom....Disappointing. I picked at my fish and found it had a male angler fish attached to it and showed it to mom. She just said "that's nice" and kept eating her salad without looking. I showed dad and mumbled that I wanted ribs. He went off on a tangent about how he likes his ribs cooked, I noticed he had the ribs I wanted. Oh well it's alright. I picked at my piranha and a partial squid flopped out. Guess I found out two things, what it ate last and that the restaurant doesn't clean their fish. Even in the dream I was wondering how a piranha got a hold of ocean creatures.
John Barrowman showed up and wanted to prank people so I helped him with that. I know at some point I brought mom crickets and the wait staff got upset because they were raising them as a delicacy and John and me were messing with them. He used tongs covered in thousand island to handle hamburger buns thinking it would be more sanitary than hands. I went to the bathroom and got teleported to the next stall over every time I tried to pee. I gave a man in the bathroom a bloody tissue and left to find John Barrowman standing on my parent's two tables doing a weird dance and I found myself apologizing for him, then joining him.
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