Hey guys, maybe Bakshi actually had something here. For all his weird fetishes, the idea of Legolas having the elven equivalent of down syndrome isn't completely far-fetched, y'know?
I mean, that would mean Thranduil's not just a d**k, but an incestuous d**k. Even so, that might exonerate him from some of his more d**k-ish moves.
This is where someone says "I like pie," but I'm trying to say something important here.
Sure, elves never suffered ailments of the body, but saying they were immune to ailments of the mind kinda negates.....well, all of the Silmarillion, except the Akallabêth which doesn't count because it's about Sauron PMS'ing and men getting big heads and doing stupid things.
Oh and the part where the Valar screw up Arda, but that's sorta fundamental and ultimately Eru's fault.
Elves don't like the incestuous thing any more than the Edain, which I'm guessing might partly be why Galadriel denied romantic endeavors from her 2nd cousin, no matter how noble, genteel, and just plain ******** adorable he was before he got sodomized by Sauron who was by then undergoing menopause.
But you leave a bunch of Moriquendi camping out in the backwoods of Mirkwood....well who knows what could go on in there? (besides Nazgûl frat parties, of course.)
edit: And for the love of sh*t, Gaia. I'm not trying to get attention. I'm trying to do/say something here.
I'm not the whiny attention-whore that whatserface/notnaminganynames/overfed-goldfish-lady was/is.
Can't I cry blasphemy in peace, for ******** sake? Jeez, talk about waxing helicopter-mother-goddess. scream