ENGLAND LOVES DEM SCONES
I'm just asking. God damn. Not my fault my laptop doesn't have a cd port.
Step 1: Buy the CD.
Step 2: USE another computer (friend's, families', whatever) to install it onto a thumb drive or external hard drive.
Step 3: Get a NO-CD Crack. Yes, these are legal.
Step 4: Download manually all the DLL files installing on a thumb drive will cause it to miss, a pain in the a** but should take no more than 10 minutes with google.
(Edit)Step 5: Transfer the files from the thumb drive/external hard drive to your computer. I don't suggest playing it off of the thumb drive/harddrive.
The whole deal should take you about an hour once all the material are gathered, it will be 100% legal, and you will be supporting the people you are enjoying a product from.
On a side note; all the trolling here makes me sad. If you don't have an answer, don't post.